Jump out window head first.
[1] You try to fling yourself out the window, but you discover you are restrained to your bed! Oh, the humanities!
ACCELERATE MOAR, ACCELERATE MOAAR
[3] The car's max speed is unfortunately 15 mph. The world's slowest crash is about to occur, as your car is nearing a building.
Beat him up
[1 v 5] The waiter manages to somehow subdue you to the point where you are unconscious without actually killing you. Somehow.
SAY I DON'T WANT HELP. I WANT TO DIE
[4] The guard hesitates, then sighs. "I'm going to get fired for this, but I suppose you're right. You are definitely in a lot of pain, and I think helping you would just drag out your suffering. {2 turns until death} The guard calls off the medical bots.
Write my memoirs. Drop memoirs to robots, let them read. While they're distracted- move to a different spot, then jump.
[1] The robots read your memoirs almost instantly and process them at a very high rate, quick enough to stop you the moment you try to jump. They carry you towards the mental hospital.
Whisper terrible things in the pilots ear, horrible things that will happen to him and his family if he does anything else than flying normally.
[6] The pilot is indeed so scared that he hits the eject button! You can't reach the steering controls, however, because it seems that he for whatever reason ejected you too! The parachute deploys above your chair, and the safety buckles lock in their emergency position, completely and safely restraining you.
Spawn as a pillownaut, investigating outer space for deposits of pillows to make padding from
{Eh, why the heck not.} [3] You are a pillownaut in outer space. You sit in your space shuttle and steer towards a new deposit of Pillonium.
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