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Author Topic: Roll to Hiatus! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]  (Read 9065 times)

poketwo

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2015, 08:20:43 pm »

GRAB THE GUARD'S WEAPON AND KILL MYSELF WITH IT
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2015, 08:24:16 pm »

Check self for injury. If not dead, go back up to window, jump again.
[5] You have several major injuries and are fading fast. As your eyes begin to dim, you see a swarm of medical robots approaching. [1] They fail to arrive in time, and you die.

8 points for speed, 4 points for style.
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Sink down to my knees, fling my arms wide, and scream in delight.
[4] You sink to your knees, screaming, and hug the tip of the blimp as it slams into the prison. It detonates almost immediately, as the helium inside (For some feckin reason) bursts alight. You die in the ensuing inferno.

6 points for speed, 7 points for style.
Points will be monitored in the first post. The store will be up soon.

GRAB THE GUARD'S WEAPON AND KILL MYSELF WITH IT
Guards are not permitted to carry weapons! Instead, you attempt to kill yourself by slamming your head into the ground repeatedly. [4] Even though the ground is soft, you manage to cause some internal bleeding in your brain, and soon are having a stroke as blood begins to clot in your head. The guard now seems very worried. "Holy shit, something isn't right. Don't worry little man, I'm getting a medical bot!"
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

poketwo

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2015, 08:36:25 pm »

BITE THE GUARD'S THROAT
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Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2015, 08:41:07 pm »

Cry hysterically, and ask if I can have a steak. I am so traumatized!
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2015, 09:11:33 pm »

BITE THE GUARD'S THROAT
The guard is still outside the cell. Just so you know.

Cry hysterically, and ask if I can have a steak. I am so traumatized!
[5] "For you, whatever! I'll get you steak, and some prime ribs! Wait right there!" He returns five minutes after with three waiters following him and presents you with some dinner. Suddenly, chatter comes over his radio, and his face blanches. "Alright, responding." He turns off the radio. "HOLY SHIT! A blimp just crashed into the mental hospital and there have been eight confirmed fatalities! Sorry pal, but I have to go! Erm... Gerald, help him eat, okay? Poor guy almost choked on whatever his last meal was." One of the waiters nods and promptly falls asleep against the fluffy wall.
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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2015, 09:17:16 pm »

Spawn.
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2015, 09:18:50 pm »

HIT MY HEAD ON THE BARS
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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2015, 09:21:11 pm »

Enjoy my meal. When I am finished, take whatever bones there are, and gently hold it on the sleeping waiter's skull. Then perform Joker's magic trick on myself
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Nunzillor

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2015, 11:49:52 pm »

Spawn
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conein

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #39 on: May 31, 2015, 02:34:04 am »

Spawn. Look around.
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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #40 on: May 31, 2015, 06:57:32 am »

Re-Spawn!
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #41 on: May 31, 2015, 08:16:02 am »

Spawn.
[3] You currently sit inside your apartment on the fifth floor of the second tallest building in the city. The windows are shielded with plasma shielding after an unfortunate accident where someone fell out of them.

HIT MY HEAD ON THE BARS
[4] You start slamming your head against the softened bars, causing more internal bleeding and damage. You are now incapable of moving, and begin having some sort of seizure. {3 turns left to live}. The guard, seeing this, starts screaming like an insane man and calls in half of the medical bots in the city.

Enjoy my meal. When I am finished, take whatever bones there are, and gently hold it on the sleeping waiter's skull. Then perform Joker's magic trick on myself
[1] The chicken was boneless. Instead, you decide to slam your head against the waiter's skull, but that doesn't work either. He wakes up and looks around, startled.

Spawn
[4] You sit on the fifteenth floor of the largest building in the city. All of the windows are shielded by energy shielding after some poor person fell out of them "Accidentally". You look over at the elevator, which has just arrived with a polite "Ping!"

Spawn. Look around.
[1] The protection agency is just arresting you for attempting to destroy a skyscraper to release everyone inside from their pitiful lives. They take you to their vehicle, and begin the three hour 5 mph drive back to their HQ.

Re-Spawn!
[6] You are standing at the edge of the roof of the tallest building in the world. This would be fantastic, but someone already guessed your intentions and called law enforcement, and now you are surrounded by cutesy fluffy robots who are trying to make you feel better about yourself and not jump, while some form a pillow right where you'd fall if you did jump.
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conein

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #42 on: May 31, 2015, 08:21:31 am »

Aww, cmon.
Grab the driver's head, open the car's door, throw him away, take control of the vehicle and go as fast as possible.
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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #43 on: May 31, 2015, 08:27:39 am »

Hell-spawn
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Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Die! [Blimp Down, Mayday!]
« Reply #44 on: May 31, 2015, 08:34:49 am »

Shove his hand into my mouth, and swallow it
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