Tear my left arm through the sleeve and try to charge through the guards.
[5] You begin to rip at your left arm, severing many nerves and a few arteries. A major vein is struck, and the guards whirl around in shock. Wasting no time, you launch yourself into them, and try to break through to get to the door. [5 v 1] They are slammed aside, flung into the walls, and you are out into what appears to be a courtyard. And a blimp appears to be about to crash into the courtyard.
Stick my head through the bars, and suffocate myself by pushing my throat into the bar
[2] The jail doesn't have bars, unfortunately. It's effectively a room with 4 walls but no roof, which is how they get you in and out. You manage to slam your face into the fluffy ground, chew off some fluff, and manage to get it stuck in your throat. A guard comes in to release you, and stop in shock, seeing you suffocating. {2 turns until death by suffocation}
Spawn.
[4] You stand at the top of your roof in a quiet suburbs near the edge of the city. Several vehicles move lazily across the road in front of your house.
Spawn. Be Grim, a renegade hacker.
{I DECIDE WHO YOU ARE!!! MUAHAHAAH!} [3] You are on the second floor of the office building you work at. The glass windows certainly look inviting.
USE TELEPORTATION TO GET ONTO THE COCKPIT OF THE BLIMP
[1] You attempt to teleport to the cockpit, but instead you teleport into a high security prison. You look outside your cell door, and see the blimp about to crash into the nearby mental hospital. Too far away to cause injury to you, though. Aw heck.