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[Reverie]

RIP Jane Kelly :-(
On the third mission even... At least I have a ranger to replace her, but this is like a bad omen or something.

[misko27]

RIP Jane Kelly :-(
On the third mission even... At least I have a ranger to replace her, but this is like a bad omen or something.

Meanwhile, Jane Kelly just became my first Corporal (she is solidly a scout), and finally got an AWC perk. Blast Padding, of all things. It's pretty good for a scout I guess.

[Flying Dice]

There's now a mod on the steam workshop that lets you get the bonus random perk for troopers who were denied it because they were already above the rank rolled for it to be awarded at. This also means that bought Colonels now won't be strictly inferior to those you train up.

[Sanctume]

I can't believe this thread existed all this time.  I should finish my first campaign this weekend, so I can play me some v42.06.

[Sirus]

Soooo does this game have Second Wave options?

[SOLDIER First]

no but it has easy ini tweaks

[Rince Wind]

Lost my commander attempt against the clock o' doom. I could only stop either a major breakthrough or cypher (+100% Intel cost). I didn't manage to get to a facility quickly enough and couldn't skulljack an officer either.

[Sensei]

I've never seen a Jane Kelley survive the first mission. She always seems to get critter in cover or flanked due to over eager use of the sword ability.

[Graknorke]

Just failed a mission with 2 casualties and everyone else heavily wounded. I might reload TBH because a) I'm a little bitch like that and b) The pod placement was absolute bullshit

And now for the obligatory:

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Resistance, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ADVENT, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top ranger in the entire XCOM forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Codex? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Resistance bases across the continent and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ayylien. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my machete. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the XCOM project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” AVATAR was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking research. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

[My Name is Immaterial]

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Advent Stun Lancer Corps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Resistence, and I have over 3 confirmed kills. I am trained in urban peacekeeping and I’m the top stunlancer in the entire ADVENT Coalition. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Subjugated Planent #159 Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Psionic Network? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Faceless across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my stun baton. Not only am I extensively trained in nonlethal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ADVENT Coalition and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, rebel scum.

[SOLDIER First]

now someone do one for Vahlen

[EnigmaticHat]

Can I just say that from my first skulljacking, I'm sure the hacking screen and the melee animation look really cool.  But when I did it the ADVENT officer glitched into the air and my soldier rammed the skulljack firmly into his penis.  That is not where the human mind is located.  Although I can see how you might make that mistake.

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you guys totally spoiled the codex for me, I just flashbanged her and I she didn't even get to clone herself once.

[GiglameshDespair]

Can I just say that from my first skulljacking, I'm sure the hacking screen and the melee animation look really cool.  But when I did it the ADVENT officer glitched into the air and my soldier rammed the skulljack firmly into his penis.  That is not where the human mind is located.  Although I can see how you might make that mistake.

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you guys totally spoiled the codex for me, I just flashbanged her and I she didn't even get to clone herself once.

"We said skulljack him, not jack him off!"

[KingofstarrySkies]

"Not that kind of jack OH GOD NO STOP NO BEING DESERVES THIS"

[GiglameshDespair]

Or maybe they do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)