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[Puzzlemaker]

Seriously though, where is the porn?   

[Gabeux]

Could we have machete ninjas surfing out of the back of a cyberdisk?  Flying straight out of the back of a skyranger in flight?

Why aren't you working for Firaxis?
Instead of flying xeno-ninjas we get reptile boobs. Skyrim already did that.
The game's industry is dying! Quick, get to your DOSBoxes!

[forsaken1111]

Seriously though, where is the porn?   

google it. we can't link it

[Rolan7]

@puke
In that case...  Stop obsessing over the snakeboobs so much, it's kinda weird   Kinda sounds like you're in denial   I'm sorry if they distract you so much, but just get a burka mod.
(am I doing this right?  This is stupid)

They put human genes in the sectoid, and in a snakeman, and the results have humanoid characteristics.  It's really not a big deal

[Flying Dice]

Seriously though, where is the porn?   

google it. we can't link it

Really, it's not even hard. Searching for it, I mean.


...wow, I almost posted that with a straight face.

[Henny]

But seriously though, sexual characteristics on functionally asexual vat-grown clone-soldiers doesn't make sense any way you slice it, never mind alien reptiles mimicking terrestrial mammals in that respect. The only place where it even remotely does make sense is with Thin Men, because they're expressly designed to be infiltrators. Everything else... the Ethereals have literally zero reason to make them sexually active, and sexual characteristics that aren't being used for reproduction are, at best, a bit of flesh that makes armor cost more and have more potential weak points.

Yeah, what the hell Ethereals? Looking back at the cleverly designed armour choice for their other troops, it's hard to see how they could go wrong.

[a1s]

That's not an "argument about feminism"

Actually it's about ethics in a post-invasion society.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I swear to god, if you all continue this gender politics thing in my X-Com thread I will report everyone. EVERYONE.

[puke]

@puke
'm sorry if they distract you so much, but just get a burka mod.

Oh my god that would be awesome!  Cyberdisc ninja surfers vs snake burka babes!

Someone should make a comic about this.

[Teneb]

So... to change the topic a bit, how long until the full E3 reveal of the game?

[forsaken1111]

I swear to god, if you all continue this gender politics thing in my X-Com thread I will report everyone. EVERYONE.

Advent is just Tumblr in 2055 grown to political power.

[Flying Dice]

But seriously though, sexual characteristics on functionally asexual vat-grown clone-soldiers doesn't make sense any way you slice it, never mind alien reptiles mimicking terrestrial mammals in that respect. The only place where it even remotely does make sense is with Thin Men, because they're expressly designed to be infiltrators. Everything else... the Ethereals have literally zero reason to make them sexually active, and sexual characteristics that aren't being used for reproduction are, at best, a bit of flesh that makes armor cost more and have more potential weak points.

Yeah, what the hell Ethereals? Looking back at the cleverly designed armour choice for their other troops, it's hard to see how they could go wrong.

Passive-aggressive snark that has nothing to do with what was quoted, my only weakness! Ho-*cough*How did you kno...*blurg* 

[Puzzlemaker]

So... to change the topic a bit, how long until the full E3 reveal of the game?

I don't know... surprised they kept it under wraps for this long, it's obvious they have been working on it for awhile.

[KingofstarrySkies]

So... to change the topic a bit, how long until the full E3 reveal of the game?

Well, when is E3?

[Rolan7]

Apparently the 16-18, middle of next week.  More info, more 

So... to change the topic a bit, how long until the full E3 reveal of the game?

Well, when is E3?

Surely you mean "E3 when"