Fake Tick 18: The Fake Tick
Nilva chastises the Wolves for chasing after NHM like rabid...never mind. The Wolves stop their pursuit and apologise to their god for going against their will. As per Nilva's request, they first think about whether it would be right to murder him for committing heresy against literally every god. They promptly begin the chase again.
Nilva expresses her great disappointment with a facepalm. Soon, her priests begin copying the behaviour every time one of their followers says or does something stupid. This somewhat decreases the worship quality and quantity of Nilva's stupid worshippers.
Iliseth in her glorious wisdom creates a further 16,000 Humans to supplement the already existing population. With her nation bolstered by the new additions they once more make war against the CRD. They realise that decreasing casualties on their side will please Iliseth so they actually put some effort into beating their enemies. The war is won by Humanity in a matter of months with the New Kingdom and Great Tribe surrendering soon after. With Humanity as the highest world power and Iliseth as their One True God, world peace is established and the number of Iliseth worshippers explodes, even in non-Human settlements.
Stellarion approaches the most charismatic of Aurors - one who goes by the name of Chuch - and tells him to join an existing clan so that he they can better serve themselves and the races of the world. Stellarion goes to the clan shamans and tells them to accept the Aurors, which they do. The Charismatic Auror, seeing the prosperity of Humankind, joins them with his kin. With Humanity's peace and wealth combined with the Auror's natural ability with space, a new era of space exploration begins. The chitin moon is reached in a span of but three decades..... That's it, actually. That's the only other spatial feature, much to everyone's disappointment. With such an anticlimactic end, the Aurors' faith in Stellarion goes down. Their faith in Iliseth goes up, however, due to their continued contact with Humans.
Stellarion can see that there are four towers.
Luthus breaks into Frederick's palace and insults him for a few minutes. Frederick punches Luthus in the face, his Ring of Protection activating to protect his hand from the force of hitting Luthus' face. (Luthus: -1C)
Spinning Mag child: The child gleefully accepts his lord's request and gathers up his friends to play a new game. Unfortunately, he and his friends are arrested when they try to hide in their neighbours' homes which counts as trespassing.
Maag scout: The scout is reassured and maintains a vigilant watch against the enemy.
The people hear L/iuthus' public service announcement and do as he advises, staging an even larger riot. This has the unintended side effect of burning their entire city down, leaving thousands dead and many more homeless and injured. They blame L/iuthus for this tragedy and most cease worship of him. Seeing Humanity's wealth and the kindness of their character, they ask to join them and the Humans gladly accept. With their Art, housing them is a simple matter. There, they are exposed to Iliseth and seeing the good she's done for her people, universally begin worshipping her.
A bolt of lightning hits L/iuthus on the mention of a "Saint Stirk" and "meta-efforts", which no one except himself hears. (L/iuthus: -1C) ((No meta allowed.))
L/iuthus demands of his people to mark each-other on the forehead for destroying their city on his command. They promptly purchase L/iuthus statuettes and blaspheme heavily against them.
L/iuthus returns all Aurors to their original state, that being non-existence. He then attempts to make them like science and progress but he fails due to them not existing. Humans and Aag alike balk at the genocide and declare L/iuthus the Worst God and one that no one must worship on pain of torturous death. (L/uthus: -allE)
L/iuthus sends a thinly veiled threat to Patronius, earning the hatred of the Great Tribe.
L/uthus listens to prayers, but they are all blasphemies telling him what a horrible person he is.
Mavnon creates a bunch of giant bugs and spreads them across the world. They are promptly devoured by the wolf-based fauna and giant animals. (Mavnon: -6E)
Mavnon declares the great big swathe of land known as the Great March to be entirely off-limits to everyone. Rilem agrees to their god's demand and begin planting plants over there. Over the next few months, the Great March becomes entirely barren. Rilem considers this a sign that making a nature preserve there is a bad idea and begin strip mining it with suspiciously pre-built machinery.
Mavnon fixes a giant rock. (Mavnon: -1E)
Mavnon gives Herema some hippy powers and orders him to spread love and peace among the Dwarves and the Clan Rilem Dwarves. Everyone disregards Herema as a hippy, leading her to getting depressed and committing suicide, all the while wishing that Iliseth was her master instead of Mavnon. (Mavnon: -2E)
Huon is offered protection from the gods in exchange for becoming a High Priest of Mavnon. He declines, stating that he has switched to worshipping Iliseth and that being a base worshipper of hers offers much more protection (and perks) than being a High Priest of Mavnon.
Gai-gen listens to the prayers of his followers, but he's so inactive that pretty much everyone's forgotten he existed and have switched to worshipping Iliseth the Peace Bringer.
Iliseth:10/11/10
Mavnon:2/10/3 (OVERFLOW)
Ra Ha Sahaka:10/10/10
Aurosseu:10/10/5
Teburshe:8/10/3
Izgamlo:8/10/4
Uztot:10/10/10
Alicia:10/10/10
Gai-gen:10/8/10
Moi'aaty:10/10/10
Lithus/Luthus: 1/3/2
Lauxal:10/10/10
Lorash:9/10/6
Nilva:6/3/8
Liram:10/10/10
Patronius: 3/8/8
'Sevron: 10/10/4
Skolld: 8/10/9
Stellarion: 6/10/8
Utther:?/?/? (Mortal Sealed)
Char:9/10/10
Verruckt: 10/10/9
Start time: 2:01PM
End time: 2:41PM
Step up to my level, Stirk.
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