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[Jimmy]

12 statues?  Can I see your layout for your mist generator(s)?

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║%██%║  Z=+1
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 Ω  Ω
  ██    Z= 0
  ██
 Ω  ☼

   ╔═╗
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  ╔╝#╚╗
  ║▬%▬║ Z=-1
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  ║▬ ▬║
  ╚═══╝


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  ╔╝▲╚╗
  ║≈║≈║ Z=-2
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[Broseph Stalin]

One of my humans died of old age. His wife is the same age as him and has four children and three babies which despite being disgusting means I'm going to have to have the carpenter start making tiny coffins.

edit: Humans apparently become adults at three so that's pretty awesome. The village is actually growing. The downside is I'm very likely about to have babies who are only three years younger than their parents.

[Mageziya]

You need to enact a baby cap, NOW!

Or mod the game so you can't get migrants.

Or go lord of the rings on them and throw all the babies in a artificially made volcano.

Or round up every male in the fort and throw them in a artificially made volcano.

Or make a dwarven style minecart shotgun that has babies for ammo.

[Broseph Stalin]

You need to enact a baby cap, NOW!

Or mod the game so you can't get migrants.

Or go lord of the rings on them and throw all the babies in a artificially made volcano.

Or round up every male in the fort and throw them in a artificially made volcano.

Or make a dwarven style minecart shotgun that has babies for ammo.

I actually can't get migrants. I'm doing a slow paced human village dealy with a pop cap of 40. I hadn't anticipated how easy it is for 40 humans to provide for themselves, at any given time about 30 of them are idle and getting their bone on.

[Mageziya]

Can you still get minecarts? 'Cause I think you should make the baby shotgun.

[Broseph Stalin]

Can you still get minecarts? 'Cause I think you should make the baby shotgun.

I forgot to give humans mine carts, I was thinking about getting them all wet and seeing if they would freeze to death in the 3 season long winter but since they become adults at age 3 I'm sort of cool with it.

[Mageziya]

Alright then, make a particle shield using drawbridges, babies, and cloth socks.

[oven_baked]

I'm wondering what to do with 1000 bars of silver and 800 bars of platinum.
I've got a Hall with silver chairs and silver tables that can seat my entire fort, and a statue garden of platinum and silver statues.
I've just been trading crafts away for useful stuff like iron and weapons.

And despite all that my dwarfs aren't happy, so i've got "Peace Keepers" patrolling to make sure that tantrums don't escalate. I'm hoping their Silver Warhammers will inspire peaceful thoughts.

[Splint]

Clearly you must build a giant silver fist flipping off the world.

[Gentlefish]

Mod vampires and werebeasts so touching silver is poison to them.

Cover your fort in it.

Except for one room in which a vampire would be safe. Then use him as your warbeast.

[TheDJ17]

A marsh titan in the form of a large blob made of water just got oneshoted by a caravan guard's bolt. I like to imagine that it popped like a bubble

[gbrngfol]

Some more cannon fodder peasants arrived in a tiny migrant wave. Now it's time to test the goblin trap.

[SixOfSpades]

About to engage in an impressive goblin massacre--13 steel-plated dwarves locked in a room with 399 unarmed goblins. The 400th goblin, their stripped-naked war leader, will be watching the carnage from his cage. Not sure if they'll be able to slaughter all the goblins before miasma sets in.

[Shininglight]

Project Guinea Pigs For All is going well, as is my recruitment as nearly every migrant i've gotten is competent withat least one weapon, also just got a migrant who arrived on map only to suddenly be missing her right foot and left cheek.... can someone explain the last bit?

[Splint]

Injured during world gen in a battle obviously.