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[Prophet]

one... set of twenty dwarven rums

Drink them. We've heard rumors that alcohol makes women prettier.

This theory must be tested.

If 20 rums produces a noticeable effect, see if drinking more makes them more prettier.

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[Andres]

one... set of twenty dwarven rums

Drink them. We've heard rumors that alcohol makes women prettier.

This theory must be tested.

If 20 rums produces a noticeable effect, see if drinking more makes them more prettier.

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Does anyone remember how Johnny Bravo episodes typically ended? It's been a while since I watched the show.

[Araph]

one... set of twenty dwarven rums

Drink them. We've heard rumors that alcohol makes women prettier.

This theory must be tested.

If 20 rums produces a noticeable effect, see if drinking more makes them more prettier.

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Does anyone remember how Johnny Bravo episodes typically ended? It's been a while since I watched the show.

I have an ending. I'm waiting for you guys to stumble into it, since Johnny stumbling into the conclusion was typically how episodes ended.

[darkpaladin109]

one... set of twenty dwarven rums

Drink them. We've heard rumors that alcohol makes women prettier.

This theory must be tested.

If 20 rums produces a noticeable effect, see if drinking more makes them more prettier.

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Does anyone remember how Johnny Bravo episodes typically ended? It's been a while since I watched the show.

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[FallacyofUrist]

one... set of twenty dwarven rums

Drink them. We've heard rumors that alcohol makes women prettier.

This theory must be tested.

If 20 rums produces a noticeable effect, see if drinking more makes them more prettier.

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Does anyone remember how Johnny Bravo episodes typically ended? It's been a while since I watched the show.

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+1- wait, this thing's based on a TV show?

Also, head over to the clothier's workshop, see if we've got talent for that.

[darkpaladin109]

wait, this thing's based on a TV show?

..You haven't watched or heard of Johhny Bravo?

[FallacyofUrist]

... explain. EXPLAIN!

Become Dalek!

((No, I haven't.))

[Araph]

... explain. EXPLAIN!

Watch this.

[Magistrum]

... explain. EXPLAIN!

Become Dalek!

((No, I haven't.))

It may not have been as popular in your country...

one... set of twenty dwarven rums

Drink them. We've heard rumors that alcohol makes women prettier.

This theory must be tested.

If 20 rums produces a noticeable effect, see if drinking more makes them more prettier.

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Does anyone remember how Johnny Bravo episodes typically ended? It's been a while since I watched the show.

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+1- wait, this thing's based on a TV show?

Also, head over to the clothier's workshop, see if we've got talent for that.

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[FallacyofUrist]

... explain. EXPLAIN!

Watch this.

I do best with text.
So... ??

[Araph]

... explain. EXPLAIN!

Watch this.

I do best with text.
So... ??

Nope. Watch it. You'll thank me later.

However, if you are completely unable to watch that video, Johnny Bravo is a show from Cartoon Network that aired in the nineties. It follows the exploits of the titular protagonist, Johnny Bravo, as he attempts to pick up chicks and gets up to various shenanigans with his friend Carl, his overbearing mother, and Pops, the greedy (but fatherly) proprietor of a nearby diner. Johnny is dumb, shallow, and incredibly egotistical. Despite his studly bod', girls still have no trouble twisting him into a pretzel when they reject his over-the-top advances.

[FallacyofUrist]

crikey.

[Araph]

one... set of twenty dwarven rums

Drink them. We've heard rumors that alcohol makes women prettier.

This theory must be tested.

If 20 rums produces a noticeable effect, see if drinking more makes them more prettier.

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Also, head over to the clothier's workshop, see if we've got talent for that.

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You conshume copioush amountsh of booze. You feel muchsh more attractive.

Hair shtatush increashed to drunk.

The theory shtatesh that women are pretty-ier when you're drunk. While there are no women in your immediate vishinity, you feel much prettier than you did a couple minutesh ago. Clearly, the theory is shound.

Wha- Where are the women, anywaysh? You ask Popsh. He explains that they're all on break by the waterfall. You know your competishun ish gonna be there too. You can feel it in your liver.

[Sirus]

Find the ladies and show off your awesome new color palette. Surely those other losers are still monochrome!

[darkpaladin109]

Find the ladies and show off your awesome new color palette. Surely those other losers are still monochrome!

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