Attempted Negotiation/Violent Smashing!
Grob thinks about flirting with Neumen but then decides against it, For obvious reasons. Besides Grob is no ready for a relationship right now. Grob thinks about sharing, but then decides against it. They was Rude to Grob and now the Moo-moos belongs to Grob, If Grob has to she'll take them from the meanie Ogres with her Trusty Wooden Tree Club! Grob decides to scare the Not-so Little Peoples away with her Hugeness, Because Grob no want a Fight with them, They is small but they is still big enough to Hurt Grob if things go badly. Grob shakes her Trusty Wooden Tree Club around and bellows,
"THESE MOO-MOOS BELONGS TO GROB NOW! LEAVE OR ELSE GROB SMASHES OGRESIES!"Surprisingly, Grob's Yelling worked on all of the Ogres except for Neumen. All the other Ogres start to run towards the mysterious riverside grass lumps but then Neumen shouts and makes them stop,
"YOU COWARDS! WE IS MANY, SHE IS JUST ONE! WE CAN SMASHES HER IF WE WANTSES TO, WE IS STRONG AND SHE IS WEAK! SO SAYS BIG CHIEF NEUMEN, AND YOU'D BETTER LISTEN!"The other Ogres start hesitantly grabbing large rocks and one unlucky Moo-moo Bull to use as weapons but then the littlest Ogre speaks up,
"Neumen, Why You want us to help you fight? You says You Big Chief just 'Cause You is Biggest and Strongest But Me thinks that Grob here is Stronger than Big Chief 'Cause a Real Big Chief no need Tribe to fight for him. Me says Grob make better Big Chief than Neumen, Me no want to fight Grob for Neumen just because Neumen is scared of being smashed. If Big Chief's Really Strong as he say he can Fight Grob over the Chiefhood, 'Cause I won't."The little Ogre throws his Rock back down on the ground and grunts. The other Ogres look a little bit unsure of Neumen and they all seem to agree with the little Ogre. Once Neumen figures out that the other Ogres don't wanna help him fight he gets angry and holds his club up to Grob.
"OK THEN, TRIBE THINKS ME NO STRONG. WELL ME PROVE TRIBE WRONG RIGHT NOW. IF GROB CHEATS AND WINS THEN SHE CAN HAVE ALL OF THESE STUPID MOO-MOOS, OUR CAMP AND BOSS AROUND THESE NUMBSKULLS, BUT IF NEUMEN WINS THEN GROB GETS DEAD AND THEN NEUMEN STAYS CHIEF. WHAT YOU SAY DUMMY HEAD, DO YOU ACCEPT NEUMEN'S CHALLENGE? HEH, DUMMY HEAD, NEUMEN IS CLEVERER THAN HE THOUGHT."Grob doesn't know whether or not she should fight Neumen, after all he's wearing a lot of Thick Moo-moo hides that look really hard to bite through and he also has a Big Boulder and Wooden Tree Club in his hands... What should Grob do?
Status:
Healthy
Rested
Hungry
Inventory:
Trusty Wooden Tree Club
Tusk-Beast Fur Rags
No Food
Back to OOC!
Well, Those were some weird rolls. Enjoy Posting. Also, Should I keep using Bolded Green as Grob's Text color, or should it be something else?
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