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[Generally me]

((Do we have weapons))

[lawastooshort]

((Do we have weapons))

((Not until you pick some up! Feel free to scavenge some from the floor, where the bodies of those goblins slain by your mightier and deader bay12 fellows lie in untidy heaps, or to fashion them from the chairs and desks and laptops surrounding you, or to wrestle one from the hands of an impending goblin, or to find one in a cupboard, or to brutally use the sheer power of your bodies))

[lawastooshort]

((you can have another go if you die horribly though))

[Nidilap]

Raise the dead, and make em Attack Goblins! Don't hit the other guys, though. They're cool.

[Demonic Spoon]

> Attempt to weave through a gap in the goblin encirclement, and flee to the door in the north wall like a joyous gazelle prancing across the steppe. Which is a strange analogy since you don't think gazelle are actually native to steppes. Don't they inhabit savannahs or something?

[Generally me]

Pick up a weapon, then dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge my way out to the north.

[Ama]

Flee to the door on the north wall, while also trying to avoid dieing.

[Delekates]

((just google it plz.
btw what are these squares on the doors? we need keys there or wut?))

[Harry Baldman]

Pretend to be a ☼meat statue☼ and wait for the goblins to aggro on those other running guys, then take advantage of the confusion to run southward as far as my chubby legs will take me.

[lawastooshort]

((just google it plz.
btw what are these squares on the doors? we need keys there or wut?))

((I can’t google things that might be origami porn molluscs when I’m at work, even on my lunch break.

Those are indeed squares on the doors. You don’t necessarily need keys, no. When you get to a door, I shall roll a dice.

Incidentally, did I mention I am wholeheartedly adopting Harry Baldman’s exploding dice system? I am, and possibly even consistently this time.))

[lawastooshort]

((I could google it later though, couldn’t I))

[Generally me]

((I googled it and it's some sort of "Death God" they are also invisible to anyone who isn't spiritually powerful or something.))

[lawastooshort]

((I googled it and it's some sort of "Death God" they are also invisible to anyone who isn't spiritually powerful or something.))

((crikey))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

See if I cant shoot fireballs at one of the goblins.

[Delekates]

((bleach is anime that is now frozen for quite a long time.
ofcourse u can find much hentai for ANY anime, so just use google photos, would be enough.))
Delekates searches any sharp weapon, picks and rushes towards south closed doors!