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[Urist Arrhenius]

Using my nunchucks
Attack the stinking zombies
Drive them back away

[lawastooshort]

Turn 3

Swedish wilderness
Impromptu haiku workshop
Terribly sorry

But on the plus side, no one seemed to notice or care that I was gone for some time, so I might well be free to ditch this guilt-free and start on the visionary (literally – it totally just came to me as if on a blast of wind or a strong hallucinogenic) game I've been considering next: Roll to Bambi III.
 

Using my nunchucks
Attack the stinking zombies
Drive them back away

[1vs6]

The nunchuk's revenge
Is your own head smacked, of course
Zombies munch your face

[5vs6, 6vs5]

Yet their teeth are blunt
At the beginning of Spring
Standing over you

Now it is time to grab anything for self-defense, then make like pants, and take off! North, of course!

[3,2]

Grab knife, paralysed
With fear and lack of training
Now goblins close in

[6,6]

Crap crap arg no god
Yet still in Spring's beginning
Goblins' aim is blunt

Delekates watches closely around himself, finds and picks the weapon, then immediately rushes to/through the door!

[5,2]

Zombie invasion
Best is a samurai sword
 Oh, the door is locked

[3,4]

Thankfully David
Filled the convention hall with
Some useless zombies

Turn undead!
 
Then continue southward to exit!

[4,2]

Undead turn indeed
Leaving poor Robbie alone
Before a locked door

Mobilize magic shield.
Force my way south.

[5v6]

Magic shield precedes
As Navarro busts his way
Through obliging horde

Respawn, North

[3]

Concentrating mind
His face like constipation
 Spawns in the centre

[2vs4]

But this time survives!
His face now like total joy
GM happy too

Keep running to the north door!

[5, 2vs2]

Northern door is reached
The northern door is opened!
Zombies evaded.

> Make everything the same shade of purple and then powernap

[2]

Concentrating mind
His face like OH GOD WHAT'S THIS
About to be ate?

[1vs3, 3vs3]

Incredibly no
They miss this sleeping baby
He's adorable

Respawn.
"Waitwhat."

 [5, 3vs2, 3vs4]

Bam! Stanislaw's back
To see a zombie nibble
On his lower leg

Spoiler: Sheets (click to show/hide)

Name: Stanisław Wieszczak, student-sorcerer (BlitzDungeoneer)
Hitpoints: 2/3
Status: Surrounded by goblins in centre. Surrounded by zombies.
 
Name: Fin Stanvelix, game keeper-archer-rogue (Generally me)
Hitpoints: 3/3
Status: Surrounded by goblins in centre. Surrounded by zombies.
 
Name: Samuel Ford, student-druid (Ama)
Hitpoints: 2/2
Status: Just the other side of northern door.
 
Name: David, procrastinator-necromancer (Nidilap)
Hitpoints: 4/4
Status: Surrounded by goblins in centre.  Surrounded by friendly zombies.
 
Name: Navarro Slevin, assistant scuba instructor-defensive battlemage (NAV)
Hitpoints: 4/4
Status: At southern door.
 
Name: Svante Rudbeck, physical chemist-caster (Urist Arrhenius)
Hitpoints: 2/3
Status: Surrounded by goblins.  Surrounded by zombies. On floor.
 
Name: Robbie Jensen, university student-cleric (HB)
Hitpoints: 1/1
Status:  At southern door.
 
Name: Maxwell Osborn, narcoleptic-illusionist (Demonic Spoon)
Hitpoints: 1/5
Status: Surrounded by goblins by North door.  Surrounded by zombies.
 
Name: Delekates, hotel admin-death-god-squid (Delekates)
Hitpoints: 4/4
Status: At southern door. Surrounded by zombies. At least he is armed.

Spoiler: map (click to show/hide)

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"OHGOD!"
Stanislaw instinctually causes an explosion on the zombie's head.

[Urist Arrhenius]

Try again to use
My powerful nunchuck fu
To escape zombies

[Generally me]

Do some fancy dodging and get the hell outta here, in a northernly direction.

You should definitely do a bambi game. Maybe with a secret hunter player as well.

Also do classes really do anything. Can I just use magic if I wanted?

[Harry Baldman]

Hope for a miracle as I use my only bobby pin to unlock the door.

And a Bambi game sounds wonderful, though I must say this one's really quite good already. The haikus certainly help set the mood.

[lawastooshort]

It's specifically a Bambi III game - the one where Bambi voyages to train as a ninja to learn how to then avenge his mother.

Classes don't do anything until you level up, when you will gain a choice of abilities. In the meantime (and after) you can try magic, it's just not necessarily going to work very well.

[Generally me]

How do I level up?

[lawastooshort]

By having significant events happen to you, such as surviving the prologue.

[NAV]

Break hrough the door and keep going south.

[Ama]

Summon a collection of animals to defend me from anymore zombies or goblins.

[lawastooshort]

Turn 4

Summon a collection of animals to defend me from any more zombies or goblins.

[6]

Boom! Stuffed animals
As far as the eye can see
Block Samuel’s progress

Break through the door and keep going south.

[2, 4vs3+1]

Ouch! This door is tough
Thankfully zombies cannot
Defeat magic shield

Hope for a miracle as I use my only bobby pin to unlock the door.

[5, 6-1]

It’s a miracle!
Door falls under wrath of the
Good old bobby pin

Do some fancy dodging and get the hell outta here, in a northernly direction.

[4, 4vs4, 3vs5]

Goblins and zombies
Fin evades them all but then
Finds stuffed animals.

Try again to use
My powerful nunchuck fu
To escape zombies

[5vs1, 3+1]

Zombie, meet nunchuck
Thwuk thwuk thwuk thwuk thwuk thwuk thwuk
So much blood and gore

"OHGOD!"
Stanislaw instinctually causes an explosion on the zombie's head.

[6]

Boom! Blinding flash, then
Centre swamped in zombie blood
Bone shrapnel cuts deep

Resist the zombie attack.

[2, 1vs1]

Keep back, zombies! Says
Poor Delekates – but they
Do not speak English

Spoiler: Sheets (click to show/hide)

Name: Stanisław Wieszczak, student-sorcerer (BlitzDungeoneer)
Hitpoints: 1/3
Status: All alone in centre.
 
Name: Fin Stanvelix, game keeper-archer-rogue (Generally me)
Hitpoints: 3/3
Status: At northern door. Followed by zombies. Route blocked by stuffed animals.
 
Name: Samuel Ford, student-druid (Ama)
Hitpoints: 2/2
Status: Just the other side of northern door. Surrounded by stuffed animals.
 
Name: David, procrastinator-necromancer (Nidilap)
Hitpoints: 3/4
Status: Surrounded by goblins in centre.  Surrounded by friendly zombies.
 
Name: Navarro Slevin, assistant scuba instructor-defensive battlemage (NAV)
Hitpoints: 4/4
Status: At southern door. Surrounded by zombies and goblins.
 
Name: Svante Rudbeck, physical chemist-caster (Urist Arrhenius)
Hitpoints: 2/3
Status: Surrounded by goblins. Nearly at southern door.
 
Name: Robbie Jensen, university student-cleric (HB)
Hitpoints: 1/1
Status:  Through southern door.
 
Name: Maxwell Osborn, narcoleptic-illusionist (Demonic Spoon)
Hitpoints: 1/5
Status: Surrounded by goblins by North door.  Surrounded by zombies.
 
Name: Delekates, hotel admin-death-god-squid (Delekates)
Hitpoints: 4/4
Status: At southern door. Surrounded by zombies. At least he is armed.

Spoiler: map (click to show/hide)

edit: forgot to put the turn number in!

[Harry Baldman]

Open the south door!
Make a quick, stealthy escape
Out the south exit.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Run away quickly from
These zombies trying to kill
Little ol' me, RUN

[Generally me]

Teleport the stuffed toys into the way of the zombies then run towards the exit.