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Author Topic: Minimalist Game: That isn't very minimalist  (Read 11125 times)

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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #60 on: May 06, 2015, 04:39:10 pm »

Create a Virulent Bioweapon to destroy the UWF. It does not effect BEES.
(3) The Bioweapon spreads across a few UWF worlds (5) and completely eradicates them (3) it seems to stop after that, but it does take away the focus from building armies to making vaccines. (1+3)vs(3+1) The war goes on with massive losses on both sides neither side is giving way the Bees seem to be overpowering in numbers and Technology but the UWF is out manoeuvring and outfighting them at every turn.

DEPLOY DEFENSIVE SPACE-STATIONS AND START GETTING OUT FACTORY-CITES SET UP.

CONTACT THE BEES AND SEE IF WE CAN NEGOTIATE A TRUCE, SINCE WE ARE BOTH INSECT SPECIES.

REJECT THE UWF OFFER, I STILL HAVE PLANS.

(4) You manage to set up the Defensive station across your system (3) but your still working on creating more factory cities till then you will struggle with building ships. The bees accept your truce and won't attack anymore. (3) the UWF don't really like the fact that you rejected but are unwilling to do anything about until the war with the Bees has finished.

Commandeer all the nearby ships. Also crew them with wolves.
(3) You manage to take over a ships but soon the Earth military catches onto what your doing and sends the rest of the ships to board and take back the ships. (2+1) You create a skeleton crew for the newly acquired ships. (2+1)vs(3) the UWF soldiers are struggling to take back the ships due to being against massive Dire wolves in close quarters so instead they retreat and decide to cut their losses and bombard your ships. (6+1)vs(6) You manage to avoid getting destroyed using evasive manoeuvres and magic, you even manage to get lined up to board a few more ships. (4+1)vs(5) Your Wolves are pushed back but not without losses on both sides.

I am a Cultist who realized that Cthullhu was nothing compared to my one true god... Kevak!
(1) You WERE a Cultist and you decided to fight with Kevak but then the Dire wolves got pretty hungry and ate you sooo... Your dead
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #61 on: May 06, 2015, 04:41:22 pm »

Come back as a ghost/spirit thingy?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #62 on: May 06, 2015, 04:43:33 pm »

Come back as a ghost/spirit thingy?
(5) You come back as a spirit and then promptly take control of the biggest Dire wolve you can see.

Prophet is now Commander of Kevaks Dire wolves

((kevak is still in control though))
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #63 on: May 06, 2015, 04:44:18 pm »

Launch several sneak attacks on critical UWF infrastructure ((vaccine production facilities, communications hubs, strategic command rooms, shipbuilding facilities, research labs etc.))
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« Reply #64 on: May 06, 2015, 05:03:04 pm »

CONTINUE TO DEVELOP THE FACTORY-CITIES.

START MASS-PRODUCTION OF MILITARY WEAPONRY FOR OUR FORCES TO USE.
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #65 on: May 06, 2015, 05:31:06 pm »

Summon more wolves. Continue boarding actions and start bombarding as well.
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #66 on: May 06, 2015, 06:17:10 pm »

Do what Kevak orders us to do.
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« Reply #67 on: May 06, 2015, 06:19:50 pm »

Join the gym after work. Not really adventurous but it's good to stay healthy and I might meet someone there.

((get gud GM. I've got a stable job and I'm not even a drunk or depressed. This is pretty damn good for a 2!))
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #68 on: May 06, 2015, 06:31:26 pm »

Join the gym after work. Not really adventurous but it's good to stay healthy and I might meet someone there.

((get gud GM. I've got a stable job and I'm not even a drunk or depressed. This is pretty damn good for a 2!))
*stares * I'm gunna get you murdered now
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #69 on: May 06, 2015, 06:33:52 pm »

Join the gym after work. Not really adventurous but it's good to stay healthy and I might meet someone there.

((get gud GM. I've got a stable job and I'm not even a drunk or depressed. This is pretty damn good for a 2!))
*stares * I'm gunna get you murdered now
*A wild bee invasion fleet appears! The gym is atomized by orbital laser ortillery!*
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« Reply #70 on: May 06, 2015, 07:16:21 pm »

Join the gym after work. Not really adventurous but it's good to stay healthy and I might meet someone there.

((get gud GM. I've got a stable job and I'm not even a drunk or depressed. This is pretty damn good for a 2!))
*stares * I'm gunna get you murdered now
((How? I've got the police on speed dial, after all, and once I start going to the gym I can reliably run away from anyone chasing after me with a machete. I'll be invincible!))
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #71 on: May 06, 2015, 07:38:26 pm »

Join the gym after work. Not really adventurous but it's good to stay healthy and I might meet someone there.

((get gud GM. I've got a stable job and I'm not even a drunk or depressed. This is pretty damn good for a 2!))
*stares * I'm gunna get you murdered now
((How? I've got the police on speed dial, after all, and once I start going to the gym I can reliably run away from anyone chasing after me with a machete. I'll be invincible!))
Yeh but what if I get a guy (let's call him Greg) who goes to the gym as well AND who is a police man. You dead son. I'll give good ol Greg a machete and off he'll go.
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #72 on: May 07, 2015, 07:14:44 am »

Launch several sneak attacks on critical UWF infrastructure ((vaccine production facilities, communications hubs, strategic command rooms, shipbuilding facilities, research labs etc.))
(6)Your sneak attacks go well but since the UWF exterminate all Bees on sight, it was more of a suicide bombing into strategically important places. This takes away a quite a few ships but the benefits probably outweighs the loss of life, because you have once again stopped the UWF from building their army back up. (6+2)vs(5+1) After the attacks the UWF has trouble supplying its troops with ammo and more ships. This allows you to wreck havoc on their main army forcing them to retreat back to their original defensive lines.

CONTINUE TO DEVELOP THE FACTORY-CITIES.

START MASS-PRODUCTION OF MILITARY WEAPONRY FOR OUR FORCES TO USE.

Your factory-cities are up and running giving you the capabilities of production on match with the UWF. (6) Your forces are now very well equipped but due to the large amount of resources used in making the weapons you won't be able to built ships for two turns. (3) nothing interesting happens.

Summon more wolves. Continue boarding actions and start bombarding as well.
(4+1) You summon a massive amount wolves enough to man every ship in the fleet. (6+1)vs(5) You then once again block any shots fired from the UWF using magic and get up close enough to board. (5+1)vs(3) The monstrous Dire wolves charge across the boarding spears and smash into the massed rank of infantry waiting for them. The infantry only manage to fire of a shot or two at the wolves before being scattered and sent running. Not that it worked the wolves just chased them down crushed their skulls with their massive jaws. (3).

Kevak has taken the entire of Earths defensive fleet

Do what Kevak orders us to do.
(5) You are one of the first across, leading the wolves to battle. Barreling in the infantry and knocking their weapons out of their hands. You don't stop there though, leave them to your inferiors, you charge up to the command bridge smash through the metal doorway and decapitate the commander with a snap of your jaws.

You are now the commander of a ship.

Join the gym after work. Not really adventurous but it's good to stay healthy and I might meet someone there.

((get gud GM. I've got a stable job and I'm not even a drunk or depressed. This is pretty damn good for a 2!))
(6)

warning big thing below.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

there is probably loads of cheesy stuff and crappy grammar in there because i couldnt be bothered to go over it.
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #73 on: May 07, 2015, 07:30:42 am »

Lol, Andres got more character development in that one spoiler than the rest of us put together for the entirety of the game so far.

> Begin accepting surrenders if any happen (and don't kill them later either (am I not merciful?!)). We must make surrender a viable option, always lurking at the back of the UWF's mind, sapping their will to fight. Other than that, keep trucking. They will be crushed beneath the inexhaustible might of my armies, obliterated by my fleets of ships that number the stars, humbled by the awe-inspiring supertechnology of the Bee Federation! Bees are superior!
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« Reply #74 on: May 07, 2015, 07:49:51 am »

Use my Super-powers to strengthen the Seal Horde and make more of them. Then, UNLEASH THE SEAL HORDE, FLOCK, HERD, WHATEVER TO CONQUER THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE!
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