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Author Topic: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Now with less realism!  (Read 46080 times)

highmax28

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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2015, 03:51:38 pm »
GET MOKEPON FROM PROFESSOR. Preferably without mugging him, we need to maintain good legal standing, and in order to do that, we need lackeys.

We don't have any yet, so we have to get them first. THEN the crime spree can commence
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2015, 04:26:11 pm »
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mastahcheese

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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2015, 06:47:34 pm »

"Yo, Professor. I'm here to get me a starter mokepon to become the very best. The best there ever was!"


"What are you expecting from me?"


"You know, a starter. Something to burn things with, or maybe drown things. Smack with leaves, you know."


"You expect me to just hand over an exceedingly rare mokepon, at no charge, to a twelve year old that I've never met?"


"Something like that."


"...This is why I moved my lab to the middle of nowhere."


"So do I get a mokepon, or what?"

The professor reaches into his desk, and tosses a mokecube over to you.


"Catch your own damn mokepon. Now get out of my lab."



You now have a single, empty mokecube.

Now what?
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2015, 06:49:20 pm »
Wait until night, then rob him blind. Mostly of mokepon.
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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2015, 06:49:51 pm »
-catch professor-
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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2015, 07:05:32 pm »
Run outside and go catch something we can put in this damn thing. Preferably something useful
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2015, 07:06:06 pm »
Quote from: highmax28 on April 30, 2015, 07:05:32 pm
Run outside and go catch something we can put in this damn thing. Preferably something useful
+1.
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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2015, 07:25:06 pm »
Quote from: escaped lurker on April 30, 2015, 02:27:59 pm
Quote from: birdy51 on April 30, 2015, 11:25:24 am
Navigate by echolocation. Like a Zubat. Escape house.
Woah, woah, wait. I, for one, would welcome if the mokepon were a mockery as well. We may not want to take it as far as A Certain Imageboard has taken it, partly for forum rules, but else the possiblities are too hilarious as to just take the original creatures.
I mean, as a 1st and 2cnd gen player, some of those new gen ones already look far out there, and that is without the intention to do so. With this intent, Comedy Gold is born.
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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2015, 07:29:56 pm »
Hey man, we need a gun type or a spraypaint type, that shit is dope as hell.
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mastahcheese

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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Taking forever to advance the game.
« Reply #69 on: April 30, 2015, 07:46:34 pm »
Your eyes light up as you hold the mokecube.

AT LAST!

You run outside, and sprint into the forest.

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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Finally getting somewhere.
« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2015, 07:47:58 pm »
Goad the beast into attacking you, and then let it chase you home so that mom can beat the shit out of it.
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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Finally getting somewhere.
« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2015, 07:49:35 pm »
((In ordinary Pokemon, you would catch the thing. but yeah,))
Quote from: Weirdsound on April 30, 2015, 07:47:58 pm
Goad the beast into attacking you, and then let it chase you home so that mom can beat the shit out of it.
+1
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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Finally getting somewhere.
« Reply #72 on: April 30, 2015, 07:54:56 pm »
You try kicking some dirt at it, and flailing your arms wildly.

It can clearly see you, but it's not budging.

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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Finally getting somewhere.
« Reply #73 on: April 30, 2015, 07:55:30 pm »
Throw water on it.
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Re: [SG] Mokepon: Bay Version: Finally getting somewhere.
« Reply #74 on: April 30, 2015, 07:59:18 pm »
Go up and kick the beast.
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