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[Generally me]

If we are high make a parachute out of our bed sheets and parachute down

[Demonic Spoon]

Grab stuff, check inventory, reset the clock but set the time at least two hours earlier to mess with mom when she's in here. If we're not that high up, jump out the window to freedom!

> Realize your room doesn't have a window.

[mastahcheese]

You set the clock to two hours ahead, cackling quietly to yourself as you do so.

You then head over to the bed, and rummage through the backpack.
There aren't any mokecubes in here, but there seems to be some kind of CD player, and a set of running shoes.
In any case, you sling the backpack over your shoulder.

You consider jumping out the window, but then realize that your room doesn't have one.

[Demonic Spoon]

*Flashback*

You grumble angrily to yourself, and haul yourself out of the mess of the truck.



"Is that why you insisted on riding in the moving truck? So you could trash everything? Way to go, Hash. Now go to your room, there's some stuff in there you need to take care of."

> Realize the entire house lacks windows.

[highmax28]

How the hell can we see if there aren't any lights either?

ESCAPE!

[birdy51]

Navigate by echolocation. Like a Zubat. Escape house.

[NullForceOmega]

Damnit, we don't have time for this, we need to get to Professor Weed's lab and get our goddamn mokepon, or we'll never make that asshole Jerry eat shit for all the times he's fucked us over!

[freeformschooler]

Damnit, we don't have time for this, we need to get to Professor Weed's lab and get our goddamn mokepon, or we'll never make that asshole Jerry eat shit for all the times he's fucked us over!

+2

[Furtuka]

MOM WHERE'S MY OBLIGATORY DINTENNO CONSOLE?

[mastahcheese]

After you finish lamenting the lack of room furnishing, you leave your room, head down the stairs, through the undrawn first floor, out the door, across the road, and into the local science laboratory.



The scientist looks away from his laptop as you enter, eyeing you warily.

[Demonic Spoon]

MOM WHERE'S MY OBLIGATORY DINTENNO CONSOLE?

> Realize our family had to sell of our old house and some of the our furniture (and game consoles) when dad lost his job. The only house our parents could afford was this windowless shack in the boonies, far from the paved roads of civilization.

> Mug scientist

[NullForceOmega]

Yo, Prof Weed, I came to get my mokepon and start my thug life!

[Hawk132]

Yo, Prof Weed, I came to get my mokepon and start my thug life!

+1.

[escaped lurker]

Yo, Prof Weed, I came to get my mokepon and start my thug life!

+1.

....
+1!

Navigate by echolocation. Like a Zubat. Escape house.

Woah, woah, wait. I, for one, would welcome if the mokepon were a mockery as well. We may not want to take it as far as A Certain Imageboard has taken it, partly for forum rules, but else the possiblities are too hilarious as to just take the original creatures.
I mean, as a 1st and 2cnd gen player, some of those new gen ones already look far out there, and that is without the intention to do so. With this intent, Comedy Gold is born.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Even the 1st gen ones look out there *cough*Lickitung, Cloyster*cough*
Also, +1 to going over to Professor Weed.