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Ama

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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #75 on: April 15, 2015, 05:06:47 pm »

Become Catman!

Lock Aslandus outside.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #76 on: April 15, 2015, 06:28:34 pm »

Purr happily at this great fortune. Be the good kitty.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #77 on: April 15, 2015, 11:46:43 pm »

Learn how to cast healing magic
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #78 on: April 15, 2015, 11:53:42 pm »

MIND CONTROL MY RICH OWNER INTO HAVING A SARLACC PIT CONSTRUCTED IN THE BACKYARD

AND BUYING A SARLACC TO LIVE IN IT, OF COURSE
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #79 on: April 16, 2015, 06:06:40 pm »

Meditate on the state of affair of being an astral cat

Attempt to communicate with my surroundings
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #80 on: April 17, 2015, 05:00:37 am »

Spoiler: Do This: (click to show/hide)
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #81 on: April 17, 2015, 03:11:35 pm »

work out some more! Must return to normal weight!

[3] endlessblaze works his butt off and loses 20 pounds!

endlessblaze is now only slightly Obese!

Use my newfound friendship powers to make friends with the magic cats so that they make me cool again!

[1+1=2] Sl4cker gets shunned by the Magical Cats, But one teaches him the ways of Floating into the Air for short intervals of time!

As a side effect, Sl4cker is now Light Blue!

Get Fidel Castro to help my army of bobcats (now dead) to conquer the world. Convince him to nuke the US.

[2] Fidel Castro doesn't want to declare Military Suicide by Nuking the USA and doesn't want anything to do with SaberToothTiger.

SaberToothTiger has been banished to Greenland! And now knows Perfect Human Language!

I am now Kitten Rambo. Hunt down the mice one-by-one

[2] Salsacookies catches 2 and half mice, but the rest get away...

Shake all the stuff out of my fur

Go back inside


[5] Aslandus succeeds in becoming clean and manages to get inside without any hassle. Awesome.

While all the other cats are busy wake up and claim sole ownership of the cat tree.

[4] Greiger attempts to declare sole ownership of The Cat Tree and manages to do so!

But a Very Large Mass of what looks like 8 and a half Mice merged together attack him!

USE NOW MASSIVE ARMY TO TAKE BACK MY TERRITORY AND ALL OF CANADA!!!
poketwo's Communist Hordes attempt to conquer Human Canada, But they won't surrender their home without a Fight!

[6+2=8] VS [1+2=3] Despite their Valiant Efforts, The Canadian Bullets simply aren't enough to stop the Communist Hordes.

The Canadian Military has Been Slain!

HOWEVER, The Warp Daemons don't like poketwo doing their job for them and object violently!

[3+2=5] VS [6+1=7] After several Pitched Battles it becomes clear that the Polar Bears are outmatched, and are very likely to lose the War. What's worse is that The Warp Daemons are trying to build a Summoning Pit to Summon LENIN, THE COMMUNIST WIZARD KING!

((wow. Generally me and I had a rough round that time))
Regroup. Station forces along he southern border. Prevent the Castro - Sabertooth alliance, and assist Canada in driving back the demons.

[4] Ozarck positions a Cat Garrison along the Southern Border and doesn't know whether or not he wants to get involved in the Northern Communist Slog-fest. Thankfully, SaberToothTiger is a Bad Negotiator so there's no Alliance to worry about.

((I know right past two turns I've only had 1's and 2's))

Assimilate the Socialist penguins

And create Cat boats and rule the seas


[1] The Socialist Penguins stand their Ground and Generally me's Cat Hordes suffer huge Casualties before being driven back.

[6] However, There is Now a Massive Cat-Sized Galleon Fleet!

[5] And No Humans notice, Thanks to the Internet!

Takeover cat Hungary!

[3] Prophet managed to conquer 40% of Hungary, But the Rest of Hungary stands firm, and what's worse is that they've formed an Alliance with Romania!

Become Catman!

Lock Aslandus outside.


[1] Ama tries to get awesome Ninjitsu Powers, But screws up the Ritual Circle and grows a second head!

[5] VS [4] He does, However, manage to trick Aslandus into going outside!

Purr happily at this great fortune. Be the good kitty.

[5] He is literally the best Kitty in the Entire House!

Learn how to cast healing magic

[4] Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER manages to learn a few Novice Level Spells!

MIND CONTROL MY RICH OWNER INTO HAVING A SARLACC PIT CONSTRUCTED IN THE BACKYARD

AND BUYING A SARLACC TO LIVE IN IT, OF COURSE


[5] Yoink succeeds in Mind-Controlling his Owner to build a Sarlacc Pit in the Backyard! His Owner also finds a Dirt-Cheap Sarlacc to put in it, Just Don't ask.

Meditate on the state of affair of being an astral cat

Attempt to communicate with my surroundings

Well, It is pretty awesome being a Ghost Cat.

[6] Detoxicated can now Project his Voice anywhere in the world with just a thought!

Spoiler: Do This: (click to show/hide)

[5] Kevak succeeds and scares several small Human Babies!

Kevak is now Slightly Eldritch, +1 to all Intimidation Rolls.

Quote from: Warp Daemons
Get to Building that Summoning Pit!

[6] Wow, They actually pulled it off in only one Turn! Of course, It'll take another one to summon LENIN, THE COMMUNIST WIZARD KING!

Quote from: Socialist Penguins
Fortify the South Pole's Coasts!

[1] Wait, The TNT doesn't go there!!!

500 Socialist Penguins died in the Explosion!

Quote from: The Crazy Old Cat Lady
Take a Nap.

[1] The Crazy Old Cat Lady is now in a Coma!

Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Player/NPC Traits (click to show/hide)
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #82 on: April 17, 2015, 03:37:39 pm »

keep it up
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #83 on: April 17, 2015, 03:40:04 pm »

Be more eldritch. Aura of blinding feline love purrhaps? As in, they literally go blind. And obsess over felines in a loving manner.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #84 on: April 17, 2015, 03:47:45 pm »

Frantically call 911. Grandma's life is at stake!
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Aslandus

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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #85 on: April 17, 2015, 03:47:50 pm »

Grow two extra pairs of legs, then use them to help me climb on things and be Spider-cat

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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #86 on: April 17, 2015, 04:16:17 pm »

Sneak into a human lesson about persuading cats.

Hire a trainer to train our cat army in fighting techniques


Awesome game
« Last Edit: April 18, 2015, 06:08:57 am by Generally me »
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #87 on: April 17, 2015, 05:06:21 pm »

Seek European allies for my side the Hungarian cat war.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #88 on: April 17, 2015, 05:30:19 pm »

SUMMON THE ACTUAL WARP(LOOK AT 40K) DEMONS OF COMMUNISM
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #89 on: April 17, 2015, 06:05:21 pm »

Project my voice to the main leaders of international news networks to make them further an agenda of cat friendlyness

Practice telekinesis
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