Glare at Aslandus.
"Meow Meow Meow"
Search for a cat sized cape to wear.
[4] Ama glares at Aslandus, Making him feel Slightly Guilty...
[5] Ama manages to find a Cat-Sized Red Cape, Which he wears.
Go someplace to hide and heal.
[6] Prophet manages to heal himself so Mightily that all of the other Cats are healed as well.
All Players are now at Full Health! Go into high alert. spike hair, extend and sink claws into cat lady's face, and look around for mice to eat. When I find one, jump off face, and chase and eat mouse
[5] VS [5] Salsacookies attempts to scratch The Crazy Old Cat Lady's Face but she throws him off,
[3] Onto a fairly soft Pillow.
[5] Next to 10 Baby Mice.
try agian
[3] endlessblaze manages to lose roughly 20 pounds!
endlessblaze is now Only Morbidly Obese by Cat Standards!INSTITUTE MASS CLONING
[6] There are now 100 Million Communist Polar Bears and they're pretty hungry...
High five Ozarck
Use other cats as weights and eat steroids to get buff
Secure mine and Ozarcks rule as supreme cat overlords by hunting and arresting the remaining Bob cats.
[1] Generally me goes to high five Ozarck but accidentally slaps him in the face.
[2] Generally me lifts small kittens and experiences almost no progress.
[2] He also gets hooked on Steroids, Unfortunately.
Hiss at Ama, who is now extremely vulnerable without a thick layer of fur to protect their skin
Run outside and roll in the dirt to get all this garbage off me
[6] In response to the Guilt Aslandus Hisses at Ama, To the point that The Crazy Old Cat Lady throws him outside for bad behavior, Oh well, He was headed there to begin with.
[6] Aslandus rolls in the dirt and accidentally digs a Massive Sinkhole.
Aslandus is now covered in Dirt and Mud!Go on an epic quest centered around friendship, courage, and writing your own destiny; that takes place around the world where I meet and recruit cats of all races and at the end I realize destiny cannot tie me down because I am my own cat!
Afterwards, scratch all the expensive furniture again.
[5-1=4] Sl4cker goes on a Very long-winded side-quest and learns the meaning of Friendship, It wasn't enough to get rid of the penalty though.
Sl4cker now gets a +2 to diplomacy because he knows the true meaning of Friendship!Order lands under my reign to conquer Austrailia at all costs. Do not forget to make districts for the areas in the middle.
[4] VS [4+2=6] Zanzetkuken The Great quickly discovers that a handful of Cats aren't quite enough to conquer the Australian Wilderness. They do, however, manage to take over a few of the Large Coastal Cities.
Invite the Socialist Penguins into the Empire of Generally Me as Shock troops and Honor Guards. Keep an eye on South America.
[5] Ozarck shrugs of the slap to the face like it was nothing.
[2] Ozarck's Diplomacy didn't go to well, At Least The Socialist Penguins won't be a Problem for long with all of the Communist Polar Bears and Daemons up north.
[1] Ozarck was too focused on Canada to realize that South America has aligned itself with SaberToothTiger!
Bow deeply to the samurai and follow him
[5] The Samurai Bows back and using Ancient Training Methods makes Detoxicated a Cat Samurai!
Detoxicated now receives a +2 to Melee Combat Rolls.EAT AN ENTIRE TRAY OF LASAGNE
[6] He Eats so much Lasagne that he begins to resemble Jabba the Hutt, Minus the Hordes of Mercenaries and giant Lizard Alien Pit, Of course.
Yoink no longer qualifies as a Cat! Now He's a Feline version of a Hutt!Be a not so common house cat.
[4] blazing glory metamorphoses into a Siamese Cat!
Comfort the Old Lady.
[6] The Crazy Old Cat Lady gives birdy51 some Tuna out of gratitude.
birdy51 goes into a Food Coma!Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
[3+1=4] SaberToothTiger amasses his Followers to their Former Numbers and Attacks The Human Cat-Lovers!
[1+1=2] VS [4+2=
6] Surprisingly, House Cats don't do very well against Humans with baseball bats and golf clubs!
SaberToothTiger loses all of his Soldiers, But manages to escape to the Caribbean!Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
...unsuspecting?
*Shrugs* I dunno...
Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
...unsuspecting?
Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice armies of cats peeing all over the entire country and getting into brawls with bobcats in the streets...
[2] Well Obviously, They're To Busy watching adorable Cat Videos on the Internet.
Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
...unsuspecting?
Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice armies of cats peeing all over the entire country and getting into brawls with bobcats in the streets...
Note that he did say 'unsuspecting', so that implies that the army isn't attacking anyone who suspect the cats of preparing to do something.
[1] Yeah, It was a Pretty Brutal Fight.
Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
...unsuspecting?
Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice armies of cats peeing all over the entire country and getting into brawls with bobcats in the streets...
Note that he did say 'unsuspecting', so that implies that the army isn't attacking anyone who suspect the cats of preparing to do something.
Why does he hate blind, deaf people so much?
[4] Again, Pretty Brutal.
Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
...unsuspecting?
Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice armies of cats peeing all over the entire country and getting into brawls with bobcats in the streets...
Note that he did say 'unsuspecting', so that implies that the army isn't attacking anyone who suspect the cats of preparing to do something.
Why does he hate blind, deaf people so much?
Don't forget the people with Anomsmia all that pee smells a lot.
[3] Every Janitor in The North American Continent Quits!
The Great Bobcats despise all.
[1] Well they do, But there isn't much they can do to back it up.
Watch The Kitties.
[1] There aren't any to watch except for birdy51...
Fortify Our Borders!
[4] There is now a Large Stick Fence separating the Continents!
Move to Antartica before SHTF!
[1] Oh, Now they're at The South Pole, With The Polar Bears...
[5] VS [1] The South Pole is now under Socialist Penguin Dominion!
Resolve itself!
[2+1=3] VS [3+2=5] Things go south for The Warp Daemons once Canada starts employing Moose Cavalry.
The Warp Daemons are Losing. Badly.
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