Curl up in a bowl and take a nap
[2] Aslandus can't really get to sleep thanks to all of the racket. It is adorable though, Until The Crazy Old Cat Lady tries to eat cereal in the Bowl...
Defect to Poland.
[6] You are now Cat Overlord of Poland! and a small part of Finland!
Slash the fucker
[3] Nidilap awakens from his coma and is now only moderately injured, However, He's to tired to fight Yoink right now. The Fact that he's no longer there may be a factor in this.
Find some place high to hit them off of.
#ThingsI'veSeenMyCatDo
[1] In search of a high place Urist Arrhenius falls into the sewer.
There are now Twice as many Baby Mice! Run to the cat lady, while continuing to hack and cough
[4] Salsacookies runs to The Crazy Old Cat Lady who proceeds to slap the hairball out of him.
Salsacookies is no longer choking!Box someone to death.
[6] SaberToothTiger tears the Throat out a Literal Saber Tooth Tiger!
SaberToothTiger is now Considered a Badass by The Rural Bobcats!Annoy some tourists.
[6] Kevak is so successful at this that The Tourism industry in the USA Plummets!
resist the bath with all my kittenly might! Flee with the Overlord until this water torture mood passes, and Crazy Lady is back on a Feed Them All Teh Tuna crusade.
[1] VS [6!] The Crazy Old Cat Lady is a little bit to effective at giving Ozarck a bath...
Ozarck is now Completely Hairless!Awaken, begin puking to get attention.
[3] Ama vomits in The Crazy Old Cat Lady's Cereal, and as a result, gains Aslandus's attention.
Aslandus is now covered in Milk and Cat Vomit!Run to the forest, be named Firepaw.
[1] Sl4cker runs into the Forest and gets his Butt kicked by Wilderness Bob-Cats!
Sl4cker is now in a Coma and is Severely Injured!Go scratch at the door of some rich-looking house until they give me food.
If there are any open windows that I can see, break in there and help myself.
[6] Yoink is now the Pet Cat of a Freakishly Rich Billionaire! But gains just a bit of weight as a result...
Yoink is now Morbidly Obese!Causally walk into the police station
[1] Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER is attacked by Police Guard Dogs!
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER is now Mortally Wounded but miraculously retains consciousness!Travel the world as astral projection
[5] Detoxicated decides to leave his body for a bit and Temporarily becomes a Cat Ghost! He also visits the Asian District and observes a Duel between a Samurai and an American Swat Team, Surprisingly, The Samurai won.
Gather my cat army and travel across the continent waging cat war on cities and towns. Also continue peeing.
P.s by cat war I mean against other cats to show my dominance not against humans
[6] Needless to say, Generally me is now Total Overlord of all Major American and Canadian Cities! Although Rural Bobcats are causing slight issues, To say the Least.
[4] VS [3] Generally me manages to slip out of The Crazy Cat Lady's Grasp, and doesn't take a bath.
Gather my cat army and travel across the continent waging cat war on cities mice and towns small birds. Also continue peeing.
Assist.
[5] Ozarck assists and is effective enough at waging Kittenly Warfare that he's elevated to the Illustrious Position of Governor of Northern Canada! The Polar Bears don't like this.
PREACH THE WORDS OF LENIN
[5] The Northern Canadian Polar Bears become Communists following poketwo!
Ozarck is overthrown and has to retreat to Southern Canada!Go socialize with other cats!
[2] Nobody seems to like Prophet, But a few Angry Police Guard Dogs want to be friends!
Prophet is now Severely Injured!join game, wake up. go find a cute girl cat to mate with, there is lots of cats in this house.
[1] Turns out nearly all of the Other Cats are outside, But on the upside, you get the first Portions of Tuna!
Feed the Kitties some Tuna.
[1] endlessblaze eats all of it and doesn't share.
endlessblaze is now Morbidly Obese!FIGHT CITY CATS!
[6] VS [1] Generally me is now only Overlord of a Third of The Major Canadian and American Cities, and is losing the War Badly...
Eat, Sleep, and Kill any Cats in the way.
[6] The Cat Population of New York City is now 10% less than what it used to be!
Wow it's a lot of work to run a Minimalist.