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Author Topic: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)  (Read 22218 times)

Nidilap

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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2015, 01:20:31 pm »
Slash the fucker
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Urist Arrhenius

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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2015, 01:36:20 pm »
Find some place high to hit them off of.

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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2015, 01:37:34 pm »
Run to the cat lady, while continuing to hack and cough
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2015, 04:27:01 pm »
Box someone to death.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2015, 05:44:56 pm »
Annoy some tourists.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2015, 07:38:21 pm »
resist the bath with all my kittenly might! Flee with the Overlord until this water torture mood passes, and Crazy Lady is back on a Feed Them All Teh Tuna crusade.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2015, 07:49:32 pm »
Awaken, begin puking to get attention.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2015, 08:38:17 pm »
Run to the forest, be named Firepaw.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2015, 01:15:21 am »
Go scratch at the door of some rich-looking house until they give me food.
If there are any open windows that I can see, break in there and help myself.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2015, 03:10:54 am »
Causally walk into the police station
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2015, 08:17:23 am »
Travel the world as astral projection
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2015, 09:37:39 am »
Gather my cat army and travel across the continent waging cat war on cities and towns. Also continue peeing.

P.s by cat war I mean against other cats to show my dominance not against humans
« Last Edit: April 11, 2015, 04:07:45 pm by Generally me »
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2015, 03:08:02 pm »
Quote from: Generally me on April 11, 2015, 09:37:39 am
Gather my cat army and travel across the continent waging cat war on cities mice and towns small birds. Also continue peeing.
Assist.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2015, 03:42:52 pm »
PREACH THE WORDS OF LENIN
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2015, 03:27:46 pm »
Go socialize with other cats!
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