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[endlessblaze]

join game, wake up. go find a cute girl cat to mate with, there is lots of cats in this house.

[Ardent Debater]

Curl up in a bowl and take a nap

[2] Aslandus can't really get to sleep thanks to all of the racket. It is adorable though, Until The Crazy Old Cat Lady tries to eat cereal in the Bowl...

Defect to Poland.

[6] You are now Cat Overlord of Poland! and a small part of Finland!

Slash the fucker

[3] Nidilap awakens from his coma and is now only moderately injured, However, He's to tired to fight Yoink right now. The Fact that he's no longer there may be a factor in this.

Find some place high to hit them off of.

#ThingsI'veSeenMyCatDo

[1] In search of a high place Urist Arrhenius falls into the sewer.

There are now Twice as many Baby Mice!

Run to the cat lady, while continuing to hack and cough

[4] Salsacookies runs to The Crazy Old Cat Lady who proceeds to slap the hairball out of him.

Salsacookies is no longer choking!

Box someone to death.

[6] SaberToothTiger tears the Throat out a Literal Saber Tooth Tiger!

SaberToothTiger is now Considered a Badass by The Rural Bobcats!

Annoy some tourists.

[6] Kevak is so successful at this that The Tourism industry in the USA Plummets!

resist the bath with all my kittenly might! Flee with the Overlord until this water torture mood passes, and Crazy Lady is back on a Feed Them All Teh Tuna crusade.

[1] VS [6!] The Crazy Old Cat Lady is a little bit to effective at giving Ozarck a bath...

Ozarck is now Completely Hairless!

Awaken, begin puking to get attention.

[3] Ama vomits in The Crazy Old Cat Lady's Cereal, and as a result, gains Aslandus's attention.

Aslandus is now covered in Milk and Cat Vomit!

Run to the forest, be named Firepaw.

[1] Sl4cker runs into the Forest and gets his Butt kicked by Wilderness Bob-Cats!

Sl4cker is now in a Coma and is Severely Injured!

Go scratch at the door of some rich-looking house until they give me food.
If there are any open windows that I can see, break in there and help myself.

[6] Yoink is now the Pet Cat of a Freakishly Rich Billionaire! But gains just a bit of weight as a result...

Yoink is now Morbidly Obese!

Causally walk into the police station

[1] Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER is attacked by Police Guard Dogs!

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER is now Mortally Wounded but miraculously retains consciousness!

Travel the world as astral projection

[5] Detoxicated decides to leave his body for a bit and Temporarily becomes a Cat Ghost! He also visits the Asian District and observes a Duel between a Samurai and an American Swat Team, Surprisingly, The Samurai won.

Gather my cat army and travel across the continent waging cat war on cities and towns. Also continue peeing.

P.s by cat war I mean against other cats to show my dominance not against humans

[6] Needless to say, Generally me is now Total Overlord of all Major American and Canadian Cities! Although Rural Bobcats are causing slight issues, To say the Least.

[4] VS [3] Generally me manages to slip out of The Crazy Cat Lady's Grasp, and doesn't take a bath.

Gather my cat army and travel across the continent waging cat war on cities mice and towns small birds. Also continue peeing.

Assist.

[5] Ozarck assists and is effective enough at waging Kittenly Warfare that he's elevated to the Illustrious Position of Governor of Northern Canada! The Polar Bears don't like this.

PREACH THE WORDS OF LENIN

[5] The Northern Canadian Polar Bears become Communists following poketwo!

Ozarck is overthrown and has to retreat to Southern Canada!

Go socialize with other cats!

[2] Nobody seems to like Prophet, But a few Angry Police Guard Dogs want to be friends!

Prophet is now Severely Injured!

join game, wake up. go find a cute girl cat to mate with, there is lots of cats in this house.

[1] Turns out nearly all of the Other Cats are outside, But on the upside, you get the first Portions of Tuna!

Feed the Kitties some Tuna.

[1] endlessblaze eats all of it and doesn't share.

endlessblaze is now Morbidly Obese!

FIGHT CITY CATS!

[6] VS [1] Generally me is now only Overlord of a Third of The Major Canadian and American Cities, and is losing the War Badly...

Eat, Sleep, and Kill any Cats in the way.

[6] The Cat Population of New York City is now 10% less than what it used to be!

Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)

Wow it's a lot of work to run a Minimalist.

[Aslandus]

((When you let 30 responses build up, it certainly is))

Wrestle with Ama to establish dominance

[Sl4cker]

Have vision of magic cats telling me about my destiny, become a Mary Sue!

Except a cat!

[Ama]

Continue puking on Aslandus to get the attention of the Crazy Old Cat Lady.

[endlessblaze]

work out to burn of calories, thereby makeing me less fat.
 

[Generally me]

Assemble my cat army once again and crush the rebellious Bob cats under my furry paw

Also start doing cat weights and get muscly

[Ozarck]

Assemble my cat army once again and crush the rebellious Bob cats under my furry paw

Also start doing cat weights and get muscly

Assist. Regrow fur and become Mighty and Fearsome. ((As an Effective Military Leader, I should get combat bonuses. As a Humiliated Hairless kitty, I should get intimidation maluses.)

[SaberToothTiger]

Lead the bobcats into victory.

[poketwo]

USE RITUALS TO SUMMON THE WARP DAEMONS OF COMMUNISM TO THE WORLD

[Salsacookies]

Repay debt to human by laying on her face and purring louder than a night club

[Evonix]

Believe I can FLYYYYY

[Ardent Debater]

((When you let 30 responses build up, it certainly is))

Wrestle with Ama to establish dominance

[4] VS [4]Aslandus and Ama get locked together in a shoving match and neither give up an inch.

Ama is now covered with Milk and Cat Vomit!

Have vision of magic cats telling me about my destiny, become a Mary Sue!

Except a cat!

[1] Sl4cker has visions of becoming severely Under-Powered and, unfortunately, they were true.

Sl4cker now suffers from a -1 to all Rolls unless he can change his destiny!

Continue puking on Aslandus to get the attention of the Crazy Old Cat Lady.

[5] Ama proceeds to drench Aslandus in Cat Vomit, Attracting The Crazy Old Cat Lady!

[4] VS [1]
[3] VS [6]

The Crazy Old Cat Lady Bathes Ama until there isn't any Filth Left, Or Hair for that matter.

Ama is now Completely Hairless!

Aslandus proceeds to give The Crazy Old Cat Lady a Bath!

The Crazy Old Cat Lady has been Disabled for an Entire Turn!

work out to burn of calories, thereby makeing me less fat.
 

[1] endlessblaze tries to Exercise, But it's just so much effort, and the Tuna tastes so good...

endlessblaze is now Obese by Human Standards!

Assemble my cat army once again and crush the rebellious Bob cats under my furry paw

Also start doing cat weights and get muscly

[1] VS [3] Generally me attempts to rally his forces and push the Rural Bob-Cats back, But there are simply to many of them.

Generally me has been Pushed back to New York City, Which is now under Siege.

[2] Generally me tries to work out, But apparently nobody wants to sell Weights to some random Cat.

Assemble my cat army once again and crush the rebellious Bob cats under my furry paw

Also start doing cat weights and get muscly

Assist. Regrow fur and become Mighty and Fearsome. ((As an Effective Military Leader, I should get combat bonuses. As a Humiliated Hairless kitty, I should get intimidation maluses.)

[6+1=7] VS [1] When all seems to be lost, Ozarck Rallies Generally me's Forces and Smites The Rural Bob Cats with countless perfect military stratagems. Better yet, Their Will is utterly crushed, and now there are only a handful of Rebels left.

Generally me is now Overlord of all of the USA and Canada!

[4] Ozarck regains most of his hair!

Lead the bobcats into victory.

[5] VS [5+1=6]

SaberToothTiger Recruits scores of Fellow Cats and they March to Fight Generally me and Ozarck's Forces. Although SaberToothTiger's Efforts are Valiant, In the End his Forces are crushed,

[6]

Generally me's Forces loom on the Horizon, But there was Free Tuna half a mile away from the Remnants of SaberToothTiger's Troops.

SaberToothTiger and 30 Bob Cats manage to slip through Generally me's Paws!

USE RITUALS TO SUMMON THE WARP DAEMONS OF COMMUNISM TO THE WORLD

[6] poketwo and The Communist Polar Bears successfully summon The Warp Daemons of Communism into the World, But they aren't very friendly.

[2] VS [3+1] The Warp Daemons manage to Rout The Communist Polar Bear Forces.

poketwo flees to the Sub-Arctic North with what's left of The Polar Bears!

Repay debt to human by laying on her face and purring louder than a night club

[5] Meanwhile, Not aspiring for any Lofty Goals, Salsacookies Purrs on top of The Crazy Old Cat Lady's Face, making her feel better.

Believe I can FLYYYYY

[4] Evonix believes that it's possible to fly, But doesn't want to jump off a Cliff to prove it.

Go on a Romp!

[1] They get killed by Bob Cat Terrorists!

Pet Salsacookies.

[Autofail] She's still too traumatized, Shudder.

Conquer The Mortal Realm!

[6+1=7] VS [5+2=7] Turns out, The Canadian Military is far more Awesome than it seems.

The Warp Daemons of Communism are stuck in an Eternal War with the Canadian Military!

Fight The Communist Polar Bears!

[4] VS [2] The Communist Polar Bears are Devastated and only half remain.

[Ama]

Glare at Aslandus.

"Meow Meow Meow"

Search for a cat sized cape to wear.

[Prophet]

Go someplace to hide and heal.