This hasn't died so don't worry!
Go sleep
[1] You really shouldn't have eaten all of those sleeping pills...
Detoxicated is now in a Coma!GO TOMCATTING. OOHH PUSSYCATS
[2] You get insulted several times, and now a Very annoyed Alley Cat wants to kill you!
Scratch the couch
[6] The House no longer has Furniture.
hair ball acquired. Commence hacking and coughing
[6] That's a really big hairball...
Salsacookies is now choking to death!Bust out. Go beat down a neighbourhood cat.
[5] You just beat some random Pervert to near death!
Nidilap is now heavily injured and is in a Coma! Find baby mice!
[6] Wow, That's a lot of baby mice...
Urist Arrhenius is now drowning in Baby Mice!Deliberately destroy all expensive objects!
[4] You scratch up the TV while it was on a cooking show and now The Crazy Old Cat Lady is angry.
Sl4cker has been thrown outside.Start drinking LOADS of water then run outside for a significant amount of time while peeing so that all the cats know I'm the king.
[5] You are now respected by the other cats as Overlord of this entire half-mile section of the City!
Sleep. Dream of world domination.
[3] You fall asleep and dream of continental domination.
Climb the curtains!
[6] Now how did you get on top of the Statue of Liberty?
run into the room. Slide to a halt. look around wide eyed. Run out of the room.
Also, be irritated that I didn't invent this thread myself.
[1] You slide into the room but slip on some Cat Litter and hit your head!
Ozarck is now Moderately Injured and annoyed for some Reason!...
Give the Kitties a Bath.
[3] She tries to give Ozarck and Generally me a Bath!