Cool one liner: "Man, His blood Must be BOILING after getting rekt like that."
Write that down!
You tear of a scrap of paper from the chore board (or what's left of it) and write down "Man, his blood must be BOILING after getting wrecked like that!"
You stuff it into your inventory, making sure to keep it safe. Oh boy, when you say that after the battle, it's going to be so cool.
STONUT: INTO THE PORTAL!!!
You hop into the portal and come out... much lower resolution than before.
You feel like just being here is infringing on some sort of
copyright protection laws.A man drones on about supplies and some dice that do something, but you aren't really paying attention.
There's a huge mace over by the table.
Kobold: try to tip over the vending machine
Try as you must, the vending machine just isn't tipping over. You simply don't have the
strength to do that!
Necro-bold: Consult the necronomicon and orb for advice as to what exactly is going on and how to fix it.
The necroniminicon refuses to talk but the scrying orb helpfully gives his word:
"Oh oh, like, there was this HUGE surge of energy earlier, it was totally weird and stuff. It seems to have come from the basement, though I don't know what could've done it so much to have caused this. Like, if you want my advice, I'd say we should try to get out of here as fast as possible, this place is weirding me out."
Kobold: Ask the scrying orb to locate the keys
"Oh, that's totally easy! There's one around your neck there! And uh... there's one waaay up on that shelf in this room. As for the third one... I'll just show you. It seems to be really close by though!"
You are now the Surly Cleric!You've been a cleric your entire life, serving the great god Zastara and have always had high faith in her. Most people say that she doesn't even exist, but that doesn't stop you! They said the gift mouse wasn't real and that it was just your parents giving you the gifts but you know better. You'll always believe in the gift mouse even if everyone else doesn't.
You're currently sitting around in your office in your tower. Good thing there aren't any cultists of Grobnak around, that'd just ruin your day.
You should probably give yourself a name before you get stuck with a weird and inconsistent nickname for the whole game.
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