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[Glacies]

Or ask the guy in the window there for help.

[Mooply]

As I see it, we have two options here..

wriggle.

wriggle some more.

Oh, that and screaming. Screamin, by default, always helps. Right?

Thrash around Wildly, Snapping our head back and forth in a sharp jerking motion in the process.

You thrash around yelling and screaming like a mad lunatic, making sure to put your ridiculously large neck muscles to good use. Something sounds like it cracks and rumbles.



A nearby person walks in and stares at the flailing, yelling, screaming man.





Through your thrashing and impressive neck muscles, you rip your way through the poorly constructed stone wall.



The entire wall eventually collapses with debris flying everywhere.

Or ask the guy in the window there for help.

What guy?

[Shadestyle]

Learn secret technique, Stonut Spin.

[Generally me]

teabag kobold then open door if we can't smash are rock skirt into it till one of them breaks

[Nirur Torir]

Heal the kobold! Save it!

[Mooply]

Learn secret technique, Stonut Spin.

New Skill learned: Stonut Spin! Spin like a crazed stone ballerina!

Your neck muscle score has gone up from 134 to 135!

Sass score has gone up from 12 to 14!

Belligerence score has gone up from 34 to 37!



You try out your new power and spin around with immense force. Eventually you get dizzy and stop.

teabag kobold.

Heal the kobold! Save it!

You pull out your trusty stash of Earl Grey tea and slap it against the kobold's head in an attempt to save it.



The light concussive force of fresh tea and its scent is enough to wake the kobold.



You are now the kobold!

You awake to the smell of tea somewhere nearby. You don't really remember anything and your head and stomach hurts a lot. There's a guy trapped in a stone donut a little bit away. He occasionally spins around and shouts whooshing noises. He kinda unnerves you for some reason. There's some other stuff here too.

[Nirur Torir]

Is that a rope? We need it!

Then gesture at donut guy to try the door. If it's locked, we'll need to somehow climb up onto the donut to pick the lock. See if he will turn away while we're opening it, to ease the stress on our nerves.

[Generally me]

Put skull on head

[~Neri]

Put skull on head

We shall be Skullbold! The first and only Koboldic Archlich!

[Worldmaster27]

Put skull on head

We shall be Skullbold! The first and only Koboldic Archlich!

+1

[Aslandus]

Tie the rope to the stone donut! We'll drag this idiot all the way back to his cell!

[Mooply]

Is that a rope? We need it!

Then gesture at donut guy to try the door. If it's locked, we'll need to somehow climb up onto the donut to pick the lock. See if he will turn away while we're opening it, to ease the stress on our nerves.

You grab some rope and wrap it around your body for safekeeping.



You point at the door and ask the guy to see if he can open it. He stops making whooshing noises and tries opening it. It opens easily, revealing a stony corridor.

Put skull on head

We shall be Skullbold! The first and only Koboldic Archlich!

+1

You feel necromantic energy surge through your veins as you put the skull on your head. The power... is amazing... you feel like you could do anything...



Sadly, you don't know any necromantic spells to become an archlich. The only spell you know is how to summon cups of water.

Speaking of which...



You cast a spell and use the teabag to brew yourself a mug of tea! Delicious!

The cup also show's your appreciation for summoner humor. Oh those Mendeses... almost as bad as thursdes!

Tie the rope to the stone donut! We'll drag this idiot all the way back to his cell!

You tie a portion of your rope around the stone donut guy. He seems to be very annoyed by this and asks what you're trying to pull!

[Shadestyle]

Him

[~Neri]

+1.

New goal: Find Necroniminicon for Skullbold.

[Aslandus]

Read that note on the wall