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[Prophet]

Now kick the Captain as hard as we can in the fun bits.

I learned fun bits as nipples. Do you mean the family jewels?

Yes those are the fun bits I speak of.

[origamiscienceguy]

Now kick the Captain as hard as we can in the fun bits.

Seeing the prone figure on the floor, you mercilessly stomp on his groin several times untill 3 armed figures enter the bridge, guns trained on you.



(should I make an ending for this, or just keep it going on forever?)

[Prophet]

((I vote forever just to see how long this will continue on for !!SCIENCE!!))

Use the captain as a human shield!

[origamiscienceguy]

((I vote forever just to see how long this will continue on for !!SCIENCE!!))

Use the captain as a human shield!

You pick up the groaning captains body and hold it in front of you. The three soldiers pause for a moment, then 2 of them start coming around to flank you.

[Prophet]

Try to dive overboard while using the captain as a shield then swim to the submarine.

[origamiscienceguy]

Try to dive overboard while using the captain as a shield then swim to the submarine.

While still holding the limp captain, you jump out the window. You hear a gunshot and another window shattering, but it didn't hit you. You leap overboard, but the submarine isn't there anymore. You look down, and it's 50 feet underneath you.

[Prophet]

Um.... Fall but use the captain to soften our landing?

[origamiscienceguy]

Um.... Fall but use the captain to soften our landing?

Whilst in midair, you put the captain underneath you, and land on the water. The submarine starts its propeller and starts to accelerate. The men on from the bridge run on the deck ans see you overboard.

[Prophet]

Get inside the submarine.

[origamiscienceguy]

Get inside the submarine.

After everything you've been through, a fifty foot dive while carrying a buoyant body is nothing. You punch the Captain in the gut forcing all of the air out of him, you then release your own air, and you two drop like a stone. You politely knock on the periscope because opening the hatch does not seem like a good idea. The submarine surfaces again, farther away from the destroyer, and you enter. The navy seal does not look happy to see you.

[Prophet]

"To be fair you kicked me first."

[origamiscienceguy]

"To be fair you kicked me first."

The navy seal snarls at your comment, but simply points to the captain and says, "who is that"

[Prophet]

"The captain of the ship you just sunk. I kicked him in the fun bits and then used him as a shield when his men pointed guns at me."

[origamiscienceguy]

"The captain of the ship you just sunk. I kicked him in the fun bits and then used him as a shield when his men pointed guns at me."

"I seem to recall that you were the one who attacked them" He says angrily, "give him to me." You hear him mumble under his breath, "I didn't sign up for this" You also hear the pilot say, "Area 73 is within sonar range"

(I'm going to bed now, I'll update in the morning.)

[Prophet]

((Goodnight.))

"OK~" Give him the captain.