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Author Topic: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD - Revenge of the meta  (Read 46495 times)

poketwo

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #120 on: March 30, 2015, 06:06:37 pm »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on March 30, 2015, 06:01:05 pm
Summon a swarm of snowy owls to protect Paul and keep the order
"I THOUGHT YOU ARE NOT A HERETIC!!!"
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Magnumcannon

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #121 on: March 30, 2015, 06:28:50 pm »
Quote from: poketwo on March 30, 2015, 06:06:37 pm
Quote from: Magnumcannon on March 30, 2015, 06:01:05 pm
Summon a swarm of snowy owls to protect Paul and keep the order
"I THOUGHT YOU ARE NOT A HERETIC!!!"
"It's my split-personality thing!
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #122 on: March 30, 2015, 07:14:19 pm »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on March 30, 2015, 06:28:50 pm
Quote from: poketwo on March 30, 2015, 06:06:37 pm
Quote from: Magnumcannon on March 30, 2015, 06:01:05 pm
Summon a swarm of snowy owls to protect Paul and keep the order
"I THOUGHT YOU ARE NOT A HERETIC!!!"
"It's my split-personality thing!
"Then keep it under-control or you might fall to chaos, since that  is basicly madness. And who knows what kind of Warp-Daemon that Paul thing is"
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #123 on: March 30, 2015, 09:53:35 pm »
Strangle Mister CURIOUSBEAST_EATER with a USB cord before he can upset Paul.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #124 on: March 30, 2015, 10:47:45 pm »
Quote from: poketwo on March 30, 2015, 11:07:33 am
OK, ORDER MY INQUISITORIAL FLEET I HAVE PARKED AROUND THIS STAR SYSTEM'S FIRST GAS GIANT TO GO AND PICK ME UP AND THIS Magnumcannon CHARACTER. 
[4] You call in the fleet you haven't mentioned until now and they take you away from this crazy place. You and Magnumcannon, leaving your flying dildo behind.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 30, 2015, 11:09:38 am
Intercept poketwo's message and change it to say that the emperor sucks and Paul's much better than him.
[3] You altered the message, but only got the part about the emperor sucking in. They're being carried offworld in a prison cell, but only to be tried as blasphemers, not heretics.

Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on March 30, 2015, 11:15:06 am
BURN THE HEATHENS! WITH LEFTOVER PIZZA GREASE!
[3] You pour leftover pizza grease onto the heathens! Alas, the grease was only lukewarm so now they are just covered in oily goo... ((Which heathens? The ones to Paul or to the Emperor?))

Quote from: Generally me on March 30, 2015, 01:18:45 pm
Take over Luaps mind and body
[6] You take over his mind and body. He is still a regular sized pineapple and you feel corruption from his mind creep into your thoughts. Your only drive is to punch Paul in his smug face, or take action that would enable said outcome.

Quote from: Ardent Debater on March 30, 2015, 02:26:55 pm
DO IT AGAIN!
[4] You poison the well and get more potato cultists. Nobody drinks from the well since several people already died from the water, but you poison it anyway!

Quote from: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on March 30, 2015, 04:23:04 pm
Overthrow Paul, There should be no rulers making up rules.
[3] Woo, anarchy! Wait, why isn't everyone else cheering? Oh, Paul never made any rules apart from not to eat him and never claimed to be leader... well then...

Quote from: Andres on March 30, 2015, 04:45:05 pm
Tell Paul about Luap and that the only way to fight him is to raise an army and send them off to fight in his name, seeing as Paul himself can't fight Luap without blowing up the planet. Tell him that it's also suspected that Luap was created by someone secretly working for or part of the Alpha Legion. Even if the Emperor isn't a threat, the force of evil that he fights against is.
[4] Paul understands and is ready to begin mustering his army for the ultimate fight of good vs evil, or rather pineapple vs antipineapple. Now he just needs to convince someone to bring him an army because he can't move from this spot, partially due to his size, but also due to all this stuff piled up around his feet.

Quote from: Magnumcannon on March 30, 2015, 06:01:05 pm
Summon a swarm of snowy owls to protect Paul and keep the order
[4] You bring forth the snowy owls of justice to protect the mighty Paul!
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Quote from: Yoink on March 30, 2015, 09:53:35 pm
Strangle Mister CURIOUSBEAST_EATER with a USB cord before he can upset Paul.
[6] You strangle him in the middle of the street for trying to usurp Paul's position of power. CURIOUSBEAST_EATER is now a ghost and you are arrested for murder. There's no jail so you're sentenced to a public beating.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #125 on: March 30, 2015, 10:50:36 pm »
Shrink Paul to normal size.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #126 on: March 31, 2015, 12:32:55 am »
Quote from: blazing glory on March 30, 2015, 10:50:36 pm
Shrink Paul to normal size.
"Shrinking him to Emperor size would be better."

"Paul, you might not be able to summon army but you can create them using your latent psychic might. I will try to unlock it with my own powers." Unlock Paul's latent Emperor powers with my mind.
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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #127 on: March 31, 2015, 01:25:41 am »
spawn an army of evil pears
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #128 on: March 31, 2015, 05:01:48 am »
Appeal to Paul for forgiveness. I was only trying to help, after all!
Bribe him with pizza if necessary.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #129 on: March 31, 2015, 06:02:03 am »
Defend myself from accusations That I am a Blasphemer by pointing out the shear warping of reality part of quite a few characters that I found on the planet. Demonstrate it by showing off Magnumcannon as having Reality-Warping powers.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #130 on: March 31, 2015, 06:55:15 am »
Quote from: Yoink on March 31, 2015, 05:01:48 am
Appeal to Paul for forgiveness. I was only trying to help, after all!
Bribe him with pizza if necessary.
Respawn and if possible, say this is based on a misunderstanding.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #131 on: March 31, 2015, 07:09:46 am »
Begin a recruitment drive for Paul's army and sign up for it myself to win back the respect of the people.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #132 on: March 31, 2015, 07:36:11 am »
(Paul)
Set fire to the now more flammable heathens!
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #133 on: March 31, 2015, 02:20:30 pm »
Use my long-ranged mind powers to change the background color to blue
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #134 on: March 31, 2015, 02:30:14 pm »
Burn down some Houses!
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