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Iamblichos

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The horror... the horror...
« on: March 24, 2015, 06:35:05 pm »

Not the hair... NOT MY BEARD...

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2015, 07:45:18 pm »

Hmm, never noticed those details.

The Goblin hacks Urist in the beard and the severed part sails off in an arc.
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The troglodyte head shakes The Troglodyte around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!

Risen Asteshdakas, Ghostly Recruit has risen and is haunting the fortress!

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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2015, 08:56:02 pm »

This is why we need barber workshops.
This is a well crafted dwarf beard. On the item is a image of Jesus in dwarf hair.
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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2015, 09:37:18 pm »

Worse than a gelding blow. He will succumb to melancholy soon.
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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2015, 12:08:54 am »

no, beserkery, he will charge the foul demons that have destroyed his magnificent beard.
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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2015, 03:31:43 pm »

This is why I modded hair, nail, and cartilage to have healing rates.

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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2015, 05:58:05 pm »

Undead beard invasion into the depths of hell, anyone?
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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2015, 05:14:35 am »

This is why we need barber workshops.
This is a well crafted dwarf beard. On the item is a image of Jesus in dwarf hair.

Oh my god, you actually made me laugh out loud.

THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING. Only not Jesus. For example:

This is a well crafted dwarf beard. On the item is a finely designed image of a dwarf and some trees. The dwarf is surrounded by the trees. The dwarf is in an aggressive stance. The trees are cowering.

There is so much scope.... I desperately want dwarf barbers now! Imagine the dwarf hair images!
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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2015, 06:10:12 am »

This is a well crafted dwarf beard. On the item is a finely designed image of cheese and dwarves, the dwarf is screaming
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I got fed up with my fortress, so I decided to kill everyone (abandon is for elves) with a cave-in.

OK, cave-ins were always pretty deadly, but with the new falling object damage they are downright brutal.  As far as I can make out from the logs, many people were killed by the flying bodies of other victims.  One baby's corpse ricocheted off three other people, two walls and the floor.

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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2015, 07:46:33 pm »

This is why I modded hair, nail, and cartilage to have healing rates.
I would imagine beard braiding would become an advanced form of suturing and wound dressing for Dwarves' most prized of organs.

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Re: The horror... the horror...
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2015, 11:35:56 am »

Hmm, never noticed those details.

The Goblin hacks Urist in the beard and the severed part sails off in an arc.
Urist McDwarf, Axedwarf has been struck down.

I never noticed the detail was that deep. I figured hair could be torn apart, but whiskers?
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