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[Iamblichos]

Not the hair... NOT MY BEARD...

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[utunnels]

Hmm, never noticed those details.

The Goblin hacks Urist in the beard and the severed part sails off in an arc.

[ZzarkLinux]

This is why we need barber workshops.
This is a well crafted dwarf beard. On the item is a image of Jesus in dwarf hair.

[Borge]

Worse than a gelding blow. He will succumb to melancholy soon.

[Pwned dwarf]

no, beserkery, he will charge the foul demons that have destroyed his magnificent beard.
..

[TheFlame52]

This is why I modded hair, nail, and cartilage to have healing rates.

[Magnumcannon]

Undead beard invasion into the depths of hell, anyone?

[Thisfox]

This is why we need barber workshops.
This is a well crafted dwarf beard. On the item is a image of Jesus in dwarf hair.

Oh my god, you actually made me laugh out loud.

THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING. Only not Jesus. For example:

This is a well crafted dwarf beard. On the item is a finely designed image of a dwarf and some trees. The dwarf is surrounded by the trees. The dwarf is in an aggressive stance. The trees are cowering.

There is so much scope.... I desperately want dwarf barbers now! Imagine the dwarf hair images!

[HorridOwn4ge]

This is a well crafted dwarf beard. On the item is a finely designed image of cheese and dwarves, the dwarf is screaming

[Loud Whispers]

This is why I modded hair, nail, and cartilage to have healing rates.

I would imagine beard braiding would become an advanced form of suturing and wound dressing for Dwarves' most prized of organs.

[Akura]

Hmm, never noticed those details.

The Goblin hacks Urist in the beard and the severed part sails off in an arc.

Urist McDwarf, Axedwarf has been struck down.

I never noticed the detail was that deep. I figured hair could be torn apart, but whiskers?