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Author Topic: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: spuds and failure, a regional dish  (Read 56428 times)

Aslandus

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: update eaten by browser, nom nom
« Reply #105 on: April 29, 2015, 10:21:13 am »

Try to calm down
I love how the rest of us are essentially playing Mortal Kombat or Splinter cell, and Wipeout's playing Sims...

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: update eaten by browser, nom nom
« Reply #106 on: April 29, 2015, 11:34:28 pm »

Take cup, and spoil everything on Cube. Try to sit on cube maybe it accepts the sacrifice.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: update eaten by browser, nom nom
« Reply #107 on: April 30, 2015, 10:29:03 am »

Pancaek, could you pretty please update the OP?
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: update eaten by browser, nom nom
« Reply #108 on: April 30, 2015, 10:33:44 am »

Pancaek, could you pretty please update the OP?
Update with what? Did I forget to add something?
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: update eaten by browser, nom nom
« Reply #109 on: April 30, 2015, 04:23:48 pm »

Pancaek, could you pretty please update the OP?
Update with what? Did I forget to add something?
Yeah, you forgot to add SaberTooth's character to it.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: update eaten by browser, nom nom
« Reply #110 on: May 02, 2015, 05:33:33 pm »

Yeah, you forgot to add SaberTooth's character to it.
D'oh. I could've sworn I did that already. Anyway, I added Saber's character to the list.

I bow out of this match, I don't doubt Bob could win but a deathmatch is a little beyond what he'd be willing to do, even for potential superpowers.

"YOU GUYS MIGHT BE IDIOTS BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO MURDER YOU ALL YOU OVER IT. I'M OUT!"
You are let outside by two security men. They escort you to the front door and motion for you to exit. You, but as you come at the edge of the building, a guy who was talking on his phone steps in front of you and smiles at you.

"Hey kid, I saw your fighting in there. Great work, loved how you made the rake guy cry for his mother. Listen, I'm with a newly formed group of people. Maybe you've heard of us. I think our guys would be interested in working with you. Give us a call, you won't regret it!"

He puts a buisiness card into your hand before you can really react and walks around the corner. The card reads "Hercules Inc. - New heroes for a brighter future."

Take out my phone and call the cops.
You take out your cellphone and dial 911. A female voice answers. "Megacity 15 P.D., what is your emergency?"

Just then the masked woman points at the huddled student. The masked guy raises his machete and repeatedly hits the hostage in the face with the pommel.

Try to calm down
You try to calm down. [1] You try to calm down, but it's just too much. Holy shit, like, you were assaulted by these two weirdos spouting cultist babble. Then you had to go to a gang hideout all by yourself, only to be led to this weird ass place through a door in the middle of a room. THEN, some creepy skeleton gave you a key and you walked through a shadow and suddenly you were back home. But it wasn't over yet, because you had some sort of, like, prophetic dream about zombies and fire and more tentacles than your average bootleg Japanese anime.

You're so upset that by the time you manage to actually calm down you've thrown a small vase against the wall and the bottle of drainage cleaner is already halfway to your mouth.

"Well, I was fighting a great battle with a pie and some beer before I got here."

Tell him about the pie, and the beer.

"Beer and pie? Hmm. Yes, I guess they may have used the wrong mushrooms in the pie. We used to eat certain mushroom to gain the berserker rage in my day, you know. Probably something similar to that.

Uh. I'm not sure what to do about this, really. You're abviously not dead, yet here you are. I suppose you'll go back to your body when the rage ends. Anyway, everyone who comes here is at least entitled to one of the rainbow coins."


He hands you a coin, made out of silvery metal with a rainbow like sheen. It has the engraving of a crow on one side, and a skull on the other.

"It tells the truth, you know. It's also rather pretty and serves as a badge to enter the great halls. While you're here, you might as well do something. Would you like to some of the heroes of old? Spar with someone?"

Take cup, and spoil everything on Cube. Try to sit on cube maybe it accepts the sacrifice.
You take the cup and pour its contents over the cube. You try to climb on it, but as you grab hold of the cube you notice that it's getting pretty hot. You take a step back, and for just a second the cube glows. You hear a dull thud and a few smaller plinks on the other side of the cube, and just as the cube goes dark again the light in the staircase suddenly spring on. You look on the other side of the cube, and see that a mosin-nagant has fallen off. It's got a bayonet, and there are 4 stripper clips of 5 bullets around it. You peek inside the staircase and see that it's now pretty well lit all the way down.

Grab a piece of glass, hide next to the door, when the guy goes through stab him in the neck and grab the gun.
Spoiler: One-liner nr.4 (click to show/hide)
You grab a nice large shard of glass and go stand in a spot next to the door. The guy steps comes in and you say your one liner. "I can see you, and now I can see through you." [3] You try and stab him in the neck, but the guy manages to jerk out of the way just in time. Your stab misses, but you smack into him and you both go tumbling down to the ground. You manage to stay upright by grabbing onto a mannequin, but the guy goes down and his gun slides away from him. He quickly regains his footing, however, and snatches up an equally large shard of glass from the floor.

"I'll make you pay for what you did to my buddies. Come on, I'LL MAKE YOU BLEED MOTHERFUCKER!"
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: The cube giveth
« Reply #111 on: May 02, 2015, 06:43:12 pm »

GO back to the building with the skeletons.
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Aslandus

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: The cube giveth
« Reply #112 on: May 02, 2015, 07:59:42 pm »

Go home then call the number on the card

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: The cube giveth
« Reply #113 on: May 03, 2015, 07:35:35 am »

Bob Picks up the gun, tries out 1-2 bullets and goes thro staircase.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: The cube giveth
« Reply #114 on: May 03, 2015, 02:47:39 pm »

Shank him in the gut.
Spoiler: One-liner nr.5 (click to show/hide)
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: The cube giveth
« Reply #115 on: May 04, 2015, 04:00:03 pm »

"Yeah, there's some sorta insane people in school. Said something about a Kellog when they got here. They're beating people up, too."
« Last Edit: May 05, 2015, 03:37:34 pm by darkpaladin109 »
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: The cube giveth
« Reply #116 on: May 05, 2015, 05:44:05 pm »

GO back to the building with the skeletons.
You put down the bottle of drainage cleaner and head back to the warehouse of the skellington people.

You arrive there and the place hasn't really changed much. It even looks like the same guard is outside.

Go home then call the number on the card
You head home and call the number on the card. A pleasant female voice answers.

"Welcome to the Hercules Inc. private line. If you are calling this number, one of our representatives has deemed you a potential recruit for our supersoldier program. Press 1 for more information. Press 2 for legal information. Press 3 to opt out of the program. Press 4 to sign up for the program."

Bob Picks up the gun, tries out 1-2 bullets and goes thro staircase.
You pick up the gun and the four stripper clips. You open the bolt, feed one of the stripper clips into the magazine and slam the bolt shut. You put the glass on the chair and fire some test rounds to see if the gun works. [6] Your first shot is dead on, the sound being deafening in the enclosed space. The glass shatters on impact flies all over the room. You cycle the bolt, but decide not to shoot another bullet. 4 bullets left inside the magazine.

You descend the staircase. When you finally get to the bottom you're pretty tired, the entire thing took about 10 minutes to climb down. The hallway it leads into has been walled of with concrete. Probably a long time ago, it might even be a scrapped missile silo or something. More interestingly, the wall to your right has a very big hole in it. It leads into a cavern. You pop your head in and see that, indeed, it looks like a very large cave. It's pretty dark, but not completely. There are patches of mushrooms that give off a faint glow. It's not enough to get a very good look at the place, but enough so you can see something at least. It looks like there might be more caverns connected to this one.

Shank him in the gut.
Spoiler: One-liner nr.5 (click to show/hide)

"This will be a gut day."

[4+1] The two of you leap towards eachother, you with a grin on your face and the other guy with a war cry. His war cry is short lived, however, when you manage to block his thrust with your one arm and stab your shard deep into the soft tissue right below his bulletproof vest. He lets his shard fall to the ground and sort of slumps against you, blood coming from his mouth. You give the inpromptu knife a sharp twist, and let the guy fall to the ground. He slumps down, face first, and doesn't move. You look down to see blood on your shirt. There's quite a lot of it, in fact. Mostly it's from the robbers, but some of it is from the cuts you got jumping down the skylight. You look to your left to see the hostages still tied up. Their eyes look pretty wild, and one of them has fainted.

"Yeah, there's some sorta insane people in school. Said something about a Kellog when they got here. They're beating people up, too."
"Understood sir, I'm getting your location now, please hold."

While some sort of elevator music plays, you look through the window again. The woman is quite obviosuly shouting and making big arm movements through the air. Suddenly the guy puts the blade to the student's throat and slashes it open. He holds the student by the hair, making the blood flow out down his chest and spurts come out of the neck. The students in the back are obviously screaming, though the music room's soundproofing muddles most of it.

"Thank you for waiting. Your emergency is currently the two hundred fifty sixth in megacity 15. Armed forces will arrive at your location within 90 minutes to take care of the situation."
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: Stabbing, twisting and some slicing
« Reply #118 on: May 06, 2015, 12:35:28 am »

Check wall, touch it mb ill get something. Then if nothing interesting, Shout loudly into the cavern, then get back to safe distance and get ready to shoot somehting.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: Stabbing, twisting and some slicing
« Reply #119 on: May 06, 2015, 02:44:15 pm »

Steal all of the guns and ammo, cut the ropes tying the hostages and make a glorious escape via rooftop.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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