Yeah, you forgot to add SaberTooth's character to it.
D'oh. I could've sworn I did that already. Anyway, I added Saber's character to the list.
I bow out of this match, I don't doubt Bob could win but a deathmatch is a little beyond what he'd be willing to do, even for potential superpowers.
"YOU GUYS MIGHT BE IDIOTS BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO MURDER YOU ALL YOU OVER IT. I'M OUT!"
You are let outside by two security men. They escort you to the front door and motion for you to exit. You, but as you come at the edge of the building, a guy who was talking on his phone steps in front of you and smiles at you.
"Hey kid, I saw your fighting in there. Great work, loved how you made the rake guy cry for his mother. Listen, I'm with a newly formed group of people. Maybe you've heard of us. I think our guys would be interested in working with you. Give us a call, you won't regret it!"
He puts a buisiness card into your hand before you can really react and walks around the corner. The card reads "Hercules Inc. - New heroes for a brighter future."
Take out my phone and call the cops.
You take out your cellphone and dial 911. A female voice answers. "Megacity 15 P.D., what is your emergency?"
Just then the masked woman points at the huddled student. The masked guy raises his machete and repeatedly hits the hostage in the face with the pommel.
Try to calm down
You try to calm down. [1] You try to calm down, but it's just too much. Holy shit, like, you were assaulted by these two weirdos spouting cultist babble. Then you had to go to a gang hideout all by yourself, only to be led to this weird ass place through a door in the middle of a room. THEN, some creepy skeleton gave you a key and you walked through a shadow and suddenly you were back home. But it wasn't over yet, because you had some sort of, like, prophetic dream about zombies and fire and more tentacles than your average bootleg Japanese anime.
You're so upset that by the time you manage to actually calm down you've thrown a small vase against the wall and the bottle of drainage cleaner is already halfway to your mouth.
"Well, I was fighting a great battle with a pie and some beer before I got here."
Tell him about the pie, and the beer.
"Beer and pie? Hmm. Yes, I guess they may have used the wrong mushrooms in the pie. We used to eat certain mushroom to gain the berserker rage in my day, you know. Probably something similar to that.
Uh. I'm not sure what to do about this, really. You're abviously not dead, yet here you are. I suppose you'll go back to your body when the rage ends. Anyway, everyone who comes here is at least entitled to one of the rainbow coins." He hands you a coin, made out of silvery metal with a rainbow like sheen. It has the engraving of a crow on one side, and a skull on the other.
"It tells the truth, you know. It's also rather pretty and serves as a badge to enter the great halls. While you're here, you might as well do something. Would you like to some of the heroes of old? Spar with someone?"Take cup, and spoil everything on Cube. Try to sit on cube maybe it accepts the sacrifice.
You take the cup and pour its contents over the cube. You try to climb on it, but as you grab hold of the cube you notice that it's getting pretty hot. You take a step back, and for just a second the cube glows. You hear a dull thud and a few smaller plinks on the other side of the cube, and just as the cube goes dark again the light in the staircase suddenly spring on. You look on the other side of the cube, and see that a mosin-nagant has fallen off. It's got a bayonet, and there are 4 stripper clips of 5 bullets around it. You peek inside the staircase and see that it's now pretty well lit all the way down.
Grab a piece of glass, hide next to the door, when the guy goes through stab him in the neck and grab the gun.
"I can see you, and now I can see through you."
You grab a nice large shard of glass and go stand in a spot next to the door. The guy steps comes in and you say your one liner.
"I can see you, and now I can see through you." [3] You try and stab him in the neck, but the guy manages to jerk out of the way just in time. Your stab misses, but you smack into him and you both go tumbling down to the ground. You manage to stay upright by grabbing onto a mannequin, but the guy goes down and his gun slides away from him. He quickly regains his footing, however, and snatches up an equally large shard of glass from the floor.
"I'll make you pay for what you did to my buddies. Come on, I'LL MAKE YOU BLEED MOTHERFUCKER!"