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Author Topic: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )  (Read 7839 times)

Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2015, 03:17:56 am »

kill Capitalism supporters
« Last Edit: February 16, 2015, 04:48:45 am by Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER »
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2015, 03:21:13 am »

FIND OUT WHAT CAPALIST IS

FIND OUT HOW MANY I CAN DEVOUR
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2015, 04:25:41 am »

>Respawn as the King's adorable ten-year-old daughter.
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2015, 08:42:26 am »

TYRANID INVASION!!!!!
[1] THE TYRANIDS EAT YOU AND GO HOME.
RESPAWN?

Regain consciousness, go absorb things I specified in my previous post.
[6] DONE, YOU NOW HAVE POWER TO MATCH THE GODZILLA/CTHULHU LAZOR-EYE COMBO BEAST

Use the power of looking awesome as well as gunfire and sword to defeat Cthulhu/Gozilla/dapper tophat man.


((If you don't believe it can be done my guy is from a upcoming dark souls like game. He will find a way))
[4] AFTER 300 PERFECTLY TIMED BUTT-POKES IN A ROW, YOU LOWER CTHULHU/GODZILLA/DAPPERTOPHATMAN'S HP TO 2/3RDS

CREATE PLOT DRAGON SCALE ARMOR FROM PLOT DRAGON SCALES!
[1] YOU CREATE PLOT DRAGON SCALE BRACELETS, SCEPTERS, AND EARRINGS.

Give up on Cthulhu kerfuffle, date GM Guardian.
[1] DENIED [4 vs 4] HE ANGRILY SHOVES YOU OUT THE DOOR

COMMAND THE DEATH STAR TO LAZER THE GM GUARDIAN INTO NOTHINGNESS AND THEN USE MY LAZOR VISION TO SMITE ARCEUS'S CORPSE INTO NOTHINGNESS! ALSO, TELL THE BALROGS THAT POKETWO AND THE SCYTHERS INSULTED THEIR MANHOOD AND THEIR MOTHER'S VIRTUE! ALSO, GUYS I'M TOTALLY OPEN TO GIVING YOU POWERS IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SOULS, BODIES AND MINDS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO.


Oh Yeah, I'm The Endgame Boss, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.
[1](holyshitalltheseones) THE DEATH STAR MISSES AND HITS YOU BEFORE YOU CAN DO THE REST OF THE ACTION
RESPAWN?

RESPAWN AND RECOVER MAH ROBOT LEG!
[2] YOU TRIP AND FALL AS YOU CHARGE TO RECOVER YOUR ROBOT LEG

BECOME BETTER CYBORG
[2] YOU TIE A STICK TO YOUR ARM THINKING IT IS A GUN

kill Capitalism supporters

[4] DONE, 10 CAPITALISM SUPPORTERS DED

FIND OUT WHAT CAPALIST IS

FIND OUT HOW MANY I CAN DEVOUR

[2] THE GM GUARDIAN SEES YOU TAKING MULTIPLE ACTIONS THIS TURN, AND CHARGES AT YOU. [6 vs 6+1] YOU TAKE A SMALL CUT ACROSS THE ARM FROM THE GM GUARDIAN'S BLADE

>Respawn as the King's adorable ten-year-old daughter.
[4] DONE
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2015, 08:58:58 am »

PUT ON SPARKLES. GO KILL PLOT WOLF WITH PLOT SWORD.
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2015, 09:20:52 am »

KILL CHTHULU
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2015, 09:59:35 am »

RESPAWN AS MY FORMER SELF.

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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2015, 03:20:10 am »

>Chillax in my sweet-as castle, safe and sound. It's not like they're gonna kill off a ten-year-old princess, after all.
What is this, Game of Thrones?!
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2015, 05:34:15 am »

Make deals with as many Eldtrich Abominations and Demons and Devils and such as I can find, for more power!
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2015, 12:23:51 pm »

Sing Opera to gain followers.
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2015, 12:32:29 pm »

SUMMON GIANT PUPPY DOG TO CHEW THINGS UP. THEN GET MAH LEG!
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2015, 03:04:49 pm »

BECOME TYRANID HIVE MIND
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2015, 12:44:30 am »

Loot the corpse's
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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2015, 04:15:11 am »

STEAL GUARDIAN BLADE

USE IT TO CUT CEREMONIAL CAKE
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO GET PLOT ARMOR ( minimalist )
« Reply #59 on: February 23, 2015, 08:06:55 am »

Participate in plot to overthrow the King.
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