TYRANID INVASION!!!!!
[1] THE TYRANIDS EAT YOU AND GO HOME.
RESPAWN?
Regain consciousness, go absorb things I specified in my previous post.
[6] DONE, YOU NOW HAVE POWER TO MATCH THE GODZILLA/CTHULHU LAZOR-EYE COMBO BEAST
Use the power of looking awesome as well as gunfire and sword to defeat Cthulhu/Gozilla/dapper tophat man.
((If you don't believe it can be done my guy is from a upcoming dark souls like game. He will find a way))
[4] AFTER 300 PERFECTLY TIMED BUTT-POKES IN A ROW, YOU LOWER CTHULHU/GODZILLA/DAPPERTOPHATMAN'S HP TO 2/3RDS
CREATE PLOT DRAGON SCALE ARMOR FROM PLOT DRAGON SCALES!
[1] YOU CREATE PLOT DRAGON SCALE BRACELETS, SCEPTERS, AND EARRINGS.
Give up on Cthulhu kerfuffle, date GM Guardian.
[1] DENIED [4 vs 4] HE ANGRILY SHOVES YOU OUT THE DOOR
COMMAND THE DEATH STAR TO LAZER THE GM GUARDIAN INTO NOTHINGNESS AND THEN USE MY LAZOR VISION TO SMITE ARCEUS'S CORPSE INTO NOTHINGNESS! ALSO, TELL THE BALROGS THAT POKETWO AND THE SCYTHERS INSULTED THEIR MANHOOD AND THEIR MOTHER'S VIRTUE! ALSO, GUYS I'M TOTALLY OPEN TO GIVING YOU POWERS IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SOULS, BODIES AND MINDS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO.
Oh Yeah, I'm The Endgame Boss, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.
[1](holyshitalltheseones) THE DEATH STAR MISSES AND HITS YOU BEFORE YOU CAN DO THE REST OF THE ACTION
RESPAWN?
RESPAWN AND RECOVER MAH ROBOT LEG!
[2] YOU TRIP AND FALL AS YOU CHARGE TO RECOVER YOUR ROBOT LEG
BECOME BETTER CYBORG
[2] YOU TIE A STICK TO YOUR ARM THINKING IT IS A GUN
kill Capitalism supporters
[4] DONE, 10 CAPITALISM SUPPORTERS DED
FIND OUT WHAT CAPALIST IS
FIND OUT HOW MANY I CAN DEVOUR
[2] THE GM GUARDIAN SEES YOU TAKING MULTIPLE ACTIONS THIS TURN, AND CHARGES AT YOU. [6 vs 6+1] YOU TAKE A SMALL CUT ACROSS THE ARM FROM THE GM GUARDIAN'S BLADE
>Respawn as the King's adorable ten-year-old daughter.
[4] DONE