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[King Zultan]

Granted, the chair is so comfortable that you never want to leave it, or do anything else but sit in it.

I wish for a can of beans.

[pikachu17]

You spill the beans.
I wish I had a Klondike bar.

[Dunamisdeos]

GRANTED. You are immediately informed of and teleported into a cushy chair at THE KLONDIKE BAR.

Oncoming traffic is unfortunately not informed.




I wish for a cupholder on my incredibly generous chair.

[pikachu17]

You have a cupholder on your chair. You generous chair gives all your money to strangers.

I wish I could fly.

[MrLurkety]

You have a cupholder on your chair. You generous chair gives all your money to strangers.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You can fly until you are flying above anything that would cushion your fall. At that exact moment, you can no longer fly.


Ik wish ik could spreek Nederlands goed.

[Mathel]

Granted. The "Ik" person can speak when going to Netherland.

I wish to have the ability to conjure hammers.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. You can now demand things of hammers. Being immobile, they are frustrated at their inability to fulfill any command other than "stay".

I wish for a coffee table for what to put my stuff on.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it's made of balsa wood and breaks with in a few days of owning it.

I wish for cheese.

[pikachu17]

You are made of cheese. Tom puts you in a trap for Jerry.
I wish I had Chinese throwing stars.

[Dunamisdeos]

This thread has been going for 11 years what the f-

Anyway the Chinese reveal their secret Stellar Matter Doom-Cannon, which promptly collects and flings a few metric gigatons of superheated plasma into your living room.

I wish for another 11 years of wishes.

[Rockeater]

Granted, you are stuck staring at this thread constantly writing new wishes alone for 11 years
I wish I was 2 years in the future from today

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. A haggard and gaunt being notices you as you appear in the future of this thread. Bound he is to his computer desk, making endless entries into a forgotten thread. In days past the creature may have been human, but now he is long mad from hunger and under-stimulation. He attacks and consumes you for nourishment.

I wish for like a sandwich or something, please.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Granted. The "or something clause" is used. You now have a bowl of soup.

I wish for free pizza day.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but he free pizza came from a dumpster.

I wish for pizza that didn't come out of a dumpster.

[KittyTac]

Granted. The pizza is poisoned.

I wish for a quadrillion of kittens.