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[Mathel]

Granted. He is now the prince of Lichtenstein. The previous prince is not happy about it and revolts, imprisoning both King Zultan and Gigacrunchle.

I wish that a king and a sultan come to visit King Zultan in that prison.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but a suicide bomber breaks in and kills everyone in the prison.

I wish for Derelict Freighters.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you are now stranded on a derelict freighter.

I wish for a bag of holding.

[KittyTac]

Granted. It has an armed nuke inside.

I wish for InfiniCave to become more popular.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted. It's a popular example of how good ideas don't always get the support they should, ironically that reputation got it the support it needed... making it "Cursed with Faint Praise".

I wish my headache would go away without my head being detached from my body, desensitized, surgically altered, or flat out suffering a case of being dead.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you become comatose from an Aspirin overdose. (You didn't say that a coma wouldn't be an option.)


I wish ALT+F4 would be switched with F5.
Just to mess with people over the internet.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but only on your keyboard.

I wish for ALT+F4 trolls to have their games closed when they try to troll new players.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but they blame the new players for it, causing things to escalate into online douchebaggery on all sides... eventually all players become at least mildly trolly in order to survive the internet.

I wish being in a coma would fall under the category of "desensitized".

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted, but they blame the new players for it, causing things to escalate into online douchebaggery on all sides... eventually all players become at least mildly trolly in order to survive the internet. Nothing changes from the actual internet.

I wish being in a coma would fall under the category of "desensitized".

Wish Genie is amused at your literal-minded jokesmithing. He puts you in a coma as a reward.

I wish taco bell used real food as the ingredients for their food.

[King Zultan]

Granted, Taco Bell now uses real artificial food product in all of there food.

I wish there were onions.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you become an onion.

I wish for onions.

[KittyTac]

You're crushed under thousands upon thousands of onions.

I wish for one, small bottle of water.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have acquired [1] small potassium bottle of water. It explodes.

I wish to have the power to open a portal to the world I created at will.

[KittyTac]

Granted, but this causes the side effect of the world slowly crumbling apart.

I wish InfiniCave would get a lot of good popularity.

[KittyTac]

((Bump.))