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[Mathel]

Granted. But apparently this popularity draws people from threads it is mentioned in. (Such as this one and "Weaponize it")

I wish that a ☼Slate Morningstar☼ appears in my wardrobe overnight, displacing no solid or liquid object larger than 1mm³ and teleporting all the matter it does displace into a sphere with r=2m located 3km west of and 5m below the International Space Station.

Edit: spellcheck

[Ultimuh]

Granted. It however disintegrates the moment you pick it up.

I wish I would know how to properly prepare one of the ingredients for a meal I am currently having.
There seem to be no obvious instructions on the package, other than how long it should stay in the oven. (Maybe that's all there is to it?)

[GigaGiant]

Granted. You now possess the knowledge and memories of a world class chef. Unfortunately,  you now recognize that this ingredient is not of a high enough quality to satisfy your professional pallete. You prepare the ingredient properly, but are unsatisfied.

I wish that I could live in a city built underwater.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, you are capable of living in what is classified as a city if it is underwater. Since there are no cities underwater, you can't live in cities anywhere, and no one is willing to help you build an underwater city because they can't live in it.

I wish for world peace by any means necessary

[KittyTac]

Everyone but you is dead. Hey, no wars!

I wish Roblox and it's source code would delete itself now, from every device, including servers.

[Dunamisdeos]

GRANTED. Roblox is deleted. We must be thorough, and all code that shares any common aspects or contains any information that could be used to rebuild Roblox is also deleted. This is effectively all written code, everywhere.

I wish for friendly AI to take over the ruins of earth.

[pikachu17]

It is very friendly. Very friendly. Too friendly. What it does to you is too horrible to tell.

I wish I had an awe-inspiring sword.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. You steal it from some important hero. You hide away as he is unable to seal the demon portal, causing them to pour forth and take over the earth.

I wish for an awe-inspiring fork.

[TalonisWolf]

It is so awe inspiring that its magnificence gives you a fatal heart attack.

I wish the Awe-Inspiring Fork wouldn't kill me

[Ultimuh]

Granted. The fork is orbiting around the earth. Good luck fining it.


I wish I wasn't so easily bored of games.

[KittyTac]

Granted, but you can only play one game.

I wish Roblox and it's source code was deleted now, from all devices, including servers. But only the things immediately related to it, no need to be thorough.

[Mathel]

Granted. Roblox and all other block related programs are deleted. But not overwritten, so some people with Hard Disc Drives just use undelete to restore them.

I wish to be able to fly at speed of my choosing up to 250km/h in the direction of my choosing. My maximum acceleration with this ability is to be 1.5G (14.72m/s²)

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, however, you can only use this ability while wet and cold simultaneously,

I wish to merge with my alien son.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. The process kills both of you.

I wish to come back to life and find the awe-inspiring fork again.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted.  You find it embedded in your thigh.

I wish for a monocle that allows me to see the outcome of any choice I make before making it.