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[Mathel]

Granted. Waves of vapors do not exist and never existed. I have no idea how reality is changed, because vapors are gasses and only liquids, energy and pressure make waves anyway.

I wish to be able to teleport other people.

[CABL]

Granted. You can teleport them only into Fucking, Austria.

((You don't know what vaporwave is, or you just intentionally misinterpret me? If you don't know what is it, google "Floral Shoppe (album)". It's fucking terrible...))

I wish that the next post will contain a capybara pun.

[Mathel]

Granted.

I wish to own some pressurised cappy drinks. I would call the "cappybars".

((I actually have no idea what vaporwave is.))

[Glass]

Granted! you own some cappybars. They taste terrible, because you had capybara blood be part of the recipe. What were you thinking?!?

I wish that I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but it's secretly my wish.

I wish people would remember to corrupt wishes instead of just granting them.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You Want to wish for a Better Wish, But you can't because you just used your wish. Dammet.

Granted. we all Remember Corrupting your wishes but never actually do so.

I Wish I had the Ability to Summon Chili.

[MrLurkety]

Granted, You Want to wish for a Better Wish, But you can't because you just used your wish. Dammet.

Granted. we all Remember Corrupting your wishes but never actually do so.

I Wish I had the Ability to Summon Chili.

Granted, but it is never spicy


I wish for an update for dorf fort

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but it's a bugfix that causes more than it fixes.

I wish I could rescale myself at will.

[Evonix]

Granted but it obays the square cube rule thus causing major health problems if you change scale by any segnifcant degree.

I wish precisely 1 kilogram of Gold would appear precisely a meter infront of me.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but an extra 50 kilograms of gold land on your head.

I wish for a giant cookie that won't kill me in any way.

[MrLurkety]

Granted. It tastes horrible.


I wish the next person doesn't have a wish.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. But I make a wish any way.


I wish for wishes that wish people to stop wishing stopped.

[Evonix]

Granted, but an extra 50 kilograms of gold land on your head.

That's not even corrupting my wish, just killing me in a my wish themed way.

[crazyabe]

Granted, but an extra 50 kilograms of gold land on your head.

That's not even corrupting my wish, just killing me in a my wish themed way.

Had I gotten to your wish, I would have given you a monoatomic Line of Gold which started exactly one meter ahead of you, it would have been much more appropriate.

[Mathel]

Granted. But I make a wish any way.


I wish for wishes that wish people to stop wishing stopped.

Granted. That includes your wish, negating it's effect.

I wish to have the ability to rescale fish, pulling or returning the extra energy from/to the Sun without energy transfer loss.