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[hops]

Granted. Because of the sheer amount of energy contained within matter, the Sun goes out.

WWUD if the wisher broke the thread's format?

[Rethi-Eli]

Not really care, since meta-forum games are boring to a dwarf.

I wish for more derails.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you get banned for derailing.

I wish for people to be more creative with their wish granting abilities.

[Mathel]

Granted. People get so creative, that they create some now elements. These new elements are unstable and destroy the bay12 servers in a nuclear explosion.

I wish to unban Rethi-Eli

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. I'm unbanned, but I then immediately begin shitposting everywhere

I wish for AAAAAA

[Lenglon]

Granted, you uncontrollably scream as loud as you can. louder than you ever thought possible. in fact, you literally scream your head off.

I wish to be the heroine in an anime.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted, but Miley Cyrus voices you in the dub.

I wish I had a chessboard with living pieces.

[CABL]

Granted, but when you try to move with king, the chess piece suddenly grows a mouth and bites you in the thumb. The king also say "Don't touch me ever again, you wretched peasant!"

I wish for a t-shirt with a naked female dwarf depicted on it.

[Lenglon]

Granted. The shirt uses the unmodded DF dwarf ascii sprite, a simple smilyface. in accurate font too! too small to see clearly from a distance.

I wish to be told more about my anime.

[Mathel]

Granted. You now have a voice in your head, which constantly tells you about that anime, in which you are a heroine voiced by Miley Cyrus. You can not concentrate on anything because of this.

I wish to be the a very good GM.

[FallacyofUrist]

Granted. You are so good that everybody wants to play your games, leading to huge waitlists and general frustration among everybody who doesn't get in.

I wish the next person to make a wish wishes for a scythe.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Granted, You get sacrificed as part of the ritual needed for the scythe.
I wish for the Horned Reaper's scythe with the reaper included and under my control.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. The Horned Reaper, with his scythe is now in your control. However..

I wish for me to reach a decision, on what country and character to play as in Crusader Kings 2.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you realize you REALLY want to play as the moon-men of arrsix and get to modding to make your dream a reality. you work on your mod for hours that turn into days that turn into weeks, until finally, youre ready to playtest. so you start it up and...
your hard drive fails catastrophicly, no data is recovered, and you had forgotten to make alternate backups.

I wish to BE the heroine of an anime. not to play the part, I mean to have that actually be my life.

[Glass]

Granted, you are now the main character of Sailor Nothing. Have fun 

I wish that good things would happen to everyone that deserves them, and that people would recognize that these people deserve the good things and that they shouldn't do bad things to the people who got the good things just because those people got good things and they didn't.