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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21105 on: March 21, 2015, 07:02:50 am »
Quote from: Gamedragon on March 21, 2015, 03:00:24 am
Wish granted. There are now a ridiculous amount of people making wishes which means that the Genies start a strike until they gain better working conditions. This causes them to form a union which carefully monitors the use of wishes, including how many one can make and a blanket ban on any wishes that increase the amount of wishes one has.

I wish for a ridiculous amount of money.

Granted, you now have so much money that you achieve a papercut to the jugular from swimming in it. You are dead.

I wish I was bulletproof
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21106 on: March 21, 2015, 07:33:37 am »
Granted, someone walks up and stabs you in the gut.

I wish for instant knockout.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21107 on: March 21, 2015, 09:29:50 am »
Granted. It is you that is knocked out.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21108 on: March 21, 2015, 02:03:44 pm »
Granted, the uncorrupted wish is given to a neo-nazi who then uses it to resurrect Hitler and start WW3.
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Arcvasti

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21109 on: March 21, 2015, 06:37:45 pm »
Granted, entropy becomes strong enough to cause the heat death of the universe several billion years earlier then it was supposed to.

I wish for ukelelechucks[Two ukeleles attached together at the base by a chain so you can whirl them around.].
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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21110 on: March 21, 2015, 07:13:19 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on March 21, 2015, 06:37:45 pm
Granted, entropy becomes strong enough to cause the heat death of the universe several billion years earlier then it was supposed to.

I wish for ukelelechucks[Two ukeleles attached together at the base by a chain so you can whirl them around.].

Granted. you hit yourself on the head.

I wish i had a wish
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21111 on: March 21, 2015, 09:46:20 pm »
Granted, you wish for amnesia

I wish I could figure out the alignment of my 5th edition dnd character
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21112 on: March 21, 2015, 10:03:32 pm »
Granted. You eventually decide that you can't pick just one and your character ends up a horribly dysfunctional benevolent psychopath who gives people money and cures their diseases before robbing and murdering them.

I wish for space sharks.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21113 on: March 21, 2015, 10:16:12 pm »
Granted. said sharks eat you and then die in the vacuum of space.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish of "six crates of elbow grease and headlight fluid"
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21114 on: March 21, 2015, 10:21:51 pm »
Quote from: Snail555 on March 21, 2015, 09:29:50 am
Granted. It is you that is knocked out.
((Haha! That be what I was wishing for!))

(('Cause being up at 3 AM isn't very good for my health.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21115 on: March 21, 2015, 11:06:45 pm »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on March 21, 2015, 10:16:12 pm
Granted. said sharks eat you and then die in the vacuum of space.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish of "six crates of elbow grease and headlight fluid"

Granted, having six crates of elbow grease and headlight fluid doesn't really need any more corruption.

I wish for a boatload of candy and chocolate.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21116 on: March 21, 2015, 11:28:19 pm »
Granted, a boat filled with candy and chocolate falls from the sky and crushes you

I wish I could save changes that I make to my character sheet.
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21117 on: March 22, 2015, 12:04:26 am »
granted. your revised character doesnt like the changes and kills him/herself.

I wish for another six crates of elbow grease and headlight fluid. ((Anyone get the reference?))
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21118 on: March 22, 2015, 08:35:59 pm »
Granted, but "war" happens. The jeep never gets fixed, and you turn out to be a figment of you enemy's imagination, or something.

I wish there was a way out of this horrible mess I've made for myself.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21119 on: March 22, 2015, 08:45:44 pm »
Granted. You land yourself in a bigger mess.

I wish for the power of flight!
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