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[jaxy15]

Granted. Your house is filled with 50 life-size plush orcas. Enjoy moving them.

I wish for a burrito.

[Adragis]

It impacts you traveling at 5000 m/s. You do not die, but you are forever left with a burrito-shaped hole in your heart.

I wish for the world to descend into anarchy (lol so dark and edgy)

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however the anarchy ends after a day, many new nations formed greatly changing the world, one grand country in particular forms, It is called New England and it quickly rises to become the greatest nation in the world, it consumes all of north and south america. Hue.

I wish that massive detonations didn't aggravate delicate situations.

[RNG]

But then Random won't drink booze with Gefest. He will curse you and you will get many strange problems like Greek kick, rickrolling all the time and Amber guard will come for you and...

I wish Cheibriados could exist!

[heydude6]

Granted, a snail kills everyone with slouch

I wish Dungeon crawl stone soup was more well known.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, now the forum is flooded by noobs asking stupid questions and/or trolls.

I wish Nethack would release it's next version.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's developed by EA

I wish I wasn't so terrible at SGs.

[The Big D]

Granted. You are now the best in the world. You are no longer challenged in SGs, and your skills translate into other games. The challenge is gone, and you sink into a deep depression.

I wish that I could wish for more wishes.

[heydude6]

Granted, they all get progressively more corrupted than the previous ones, to the point that all things that you ever enjoyed in life are taken from you.

I wish the Hedonic treadmill didn't exist

[hops]

Granted. Out of nowhere, the Africans nuked the world from sheer rage and everyone died.

I wish for a hedonistic treadmill.

[NRDL]

Granted.  The hedonistic treadmill takes gleefuly joy in making you crash and slip at the speed of sound.

I wish for elite boxing skillz.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Congrats. You decide to take the full advantage of elite boxing skillz, and become a professional boxer. You then proceed to die from brain damage due to being hit with a fatal punch.

I wish for dashing rainbows.

[The Big D]

Wish granted. 120000 of them appear in your house, making everything an unrecognisable modern art masterpiece

[jaxy15]

I wish people would make wishes.

[Emma]

Wish granted. There are now a ridiculous amount of people making wishes which means that the Genies start a strike until they gain better working conditions. This causes them to form a union which carefully monitors the use of wishes, including how many one can make and a blanket ban on any wishes that increase the amount of wishes one has.

I wish for a ridiculous amount of money.