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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20925 on: January 06, 2015, 08:12:13 am »
Granted you're just barely alive and you are bleeding to death with no one to help you



I wish everyone but that guy didn't just poof into limbo
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Quartz_Mace

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20926 on: January 06, 2015, 05:00:36 pm »
Granted. The bodies have reanimated. Welcome to the zombie appocolypse.

I wish humans weren't stupid.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20927 on: January 06, 2015, 05:06:37 pm »
Granted, but they loose their humanity in the process.

I wish I could remember names and dates more easily.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20928 on: January 06, 2015, 05:13:35 pm »
You are now a low-ranking accountant!

I wish I was the Perfect Size.
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Quartz_Mace

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20929 on: January 06, 2015, 05:18:06 pm »
Granted. You remain a fairly tall Kobold because shorter backs get screwed up less, but yours was a tad too short. Then your spine breaks randomly, paralyzing you.

I wish you weren't paralyzed.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20930 on: January 06, 2015, 05:33:17 pm »
Granted, i am not, but you are.

I wish i could somehow summon Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God and cause destruction and chaos.
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Urist McScoopbeard

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20931 on: January 07, 2015, 01:12:08 am »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on January 06, 2015, 05:33:17 pm
Granted, i am not, but you are.

I wish i could somehow summon Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God and cause destruction and chaos.

Okay! You summon him... that's it. Yep. That wish is corrupting itself.

I wish for the next wish to corrupt this wish. Ha, beat that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20932 on: January 07, 2015, 02:03:34 am »
Granted. By making this wish, you sell your soul to an eldritch abomination. Me.

I wish my dreams weren't batshit-insane.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20933 on: January 07, 2015, 02:36:15 am »
They are now birds*** insane.

I wish that my computer was better.

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Magnumcannon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20934 on: January 07, 2015, 05:43:48 am »
Granted, he's too good for you and leaves you.

I wish i could get some sleep.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20935 on: January 07, 2015, 09:06:39 am »
Granted it's the last sleep you will ever get


I wish it wasn't so cold
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Comrade P.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20936 on: January 07, 2015, 10:06:11 am »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on January 07, 2015, 09:06:39 am
Granted it's the last sleep you will ever get


I wish it wasn't so cold

Granted. It's no longer that cold, it's twice that cold.

I wish it would get even colder.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20937 on: January 07, 2015, 11:34:46 am »
Granted. My apartment gets even colder, despite the warmth outside. You monster.

I wish my 9:00 am class was at 10:00 am
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20938 on: January 07, 2015, 11:59:42 am »
Quote from: HugoLuman on January 07, 2015, 11:34:46 am
I wish my 9:00 am class was at 10:00 am

Granted. You now have your daily waterboarding session at 9:00 am.

I wish that I had clothes better suited to cold weather.
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Comrade P.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20939 on: January 07, 2015, 12:19:17 pm »
Quote from: Erils on January 07, 2015, 11:59:42 am
Quote from: HugoLuman on January 07, 2015, 11:34:46 am
I wish my 9:00 am class was at 10:00 am
I wish that I had clothes better suited to cold weather.

Granted. It eventually becomes warmer and warmer at your place.

I wish for global freezing, aka New Ice Age.
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