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[jaxy15]

Granted. Every human can control YOUR body and mind, too.

I wish for donkeys.

[DragonDePlatino]

Granted. You now have enough donkeys to fill every room of a household. But they are mentally-challenged donkeys.

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I wish I could scratch that itchy spot on my back I can never reach...

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted your arms are now each a foot longer and both your shoulders are dislocated, you can reach it but it's a question if the pain is worth it


I wish for the end of corrupted wishes

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but first you must find an incorruptible wish.

I wish for salsa.

[Arx]

Granted. You become salsa. Chunky salsa.

I wish not to be irrationally stressed.

[Not_A_Real_Person]

Granted. You are now irrationally happy, making all your friends stressed

I wish DF had better graphics.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted now no computer can run it


I wish my computer could run the quantum DF graphics pack that just got made

[Pencil_Art]

Granted, but you run into financial problems forcing you to sell your computer.

Wish that roleplaying games would update more often.

[Not_A_Real_Person]

Granted, but you never said that you didn't have to go to sleep AND not experience fatigue! 😁

I wish that I could make an incorruptible wish.

[Gooderthangood]

Granted, but you don't get the wish since you said "I wish that I could make an incorruptible wish", not "I wish that I had an incorruptible wish".

I wish I could think of a wish you all could corrupt.

[Not_A_Real_Person]

Granted, but it doesn't get corrupted because it doesn't exist.

I wish for a time machine that works and is impossible to destroy and/or malfunction.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted upon using it, the time space times wimy mess tears you limb from limb.


I wish there weren't little bits of this guy floating around time space

[Gooderthangood]

Granted. His wish is now not corrupted to prevent him from having been torn from limb to limb in time space in the first place, taking the point out of having replied to his wish anyway.

I wish for no one to corrupt the wish that is not here.

[Quartz_Mace]

I wish a wish and place it there. Inevitably, it corrupts.

I wish to end world hunger.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. World hunger ended for a few seconds, then resumed.


I wish I did not have to work in order to earn any money.