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[jaxy15]

Granted. You are now in hell. Enjoy your eternal pain and torture.

I wish for heaven.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Granted, however heaven turns out to be like a giant apartment complex. Seriously billions of people have died since the idea of "heaven" was created so now you are packed like a can of sardines with the others. And you don't even get to meet celebrities.

I wish for a "This is the End" type of heaven.

[Quartz_Mace]

I wish for a "This is the End" type of heaven.

Does this need corrupting? If so, Heaven now crumbles down into Hell.

I wish Hell became Heaven.

[zomara0292]

I wish Hell became Heaven.

Granted. . . . wow, this was too easy. Hell is now the best that any puny mind can hope for. Life turns out to be where all the torture happens. Hell is just a cry of relief, before the cycle repeats.

I wish I were never hungry again.

[LuckyKobold]

You are now a rock!

I wish that I had infinite Wishes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted! They all get corrupted.

I wish for healthy breakfast.

[Quartz_Mace]

Your healthy breakfast is followed by a poisoned lunch!

I wish there were no more orphans so that no child can suffer without parents.

[Lyeos]

Granted. My dreams of an orphan powered submarine have finally come true!

I wish I was vomiting with half the frequency and intensity as I am now.

[LuckyKobold]

Granted, Now you have Explosive Diarrhea!

I wish I was Immortal and Invincible.

[Arx]

Granted. You seem to be missing 'invulnerable'. Due to loophole shenanigans you are blasted into atoms with an orbital weapons system in your bid to take over the world. Shattered into component particles, your spirit roams the world in eternal torment, unable to reform its corporeal self. You will be in pain until after the universe falls.

I wish I needed less sleep.

[flabort]

Granted. You become like me, cursed by yourself to an infinite wakefulness, ultimate power, and infinite boredom.

I wish for more snack foods.

[Illogical_Blox]

You now own a chain of fast-food and sweet shops, but due to an unfortunate accident while visiting one, your stomach is destroyed and you can only ingest liquids. Oh, and you are also allergic to sugar.

I wish I was a god.

[zomara0292]

Granted. now everybody hates you. You are no longer viewed as a logical thing, and you no longer hold sway over your creation.

I wish i made the first wish, that ruined everyone else's wishes.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. However, it retroactively affects your last wish, effectively corrupting it as well - everyone's wishes are corrupted, but not in ways you wanted.

I wish I had mutton-chops.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Your girlfriend declares that you look ridiculous and abandons you.

I wish I had more propane to heat things with.