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[Lyeos]

Granted, they translate it into colors. Which is both nonsensical and terrifying.

((Psssh. You guys would be fine, I don't have any real hopes or dreams other than eternal isolation and death by burning.))

I wish for a box.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You wasted a wish, you're still trapped in the same box.

I wish someone would correctly translate my language into English.

Rou Koy Ljindi!

[Lyeos]

Granted, you successfully translated it into English, since you made it.

I wish for coffee. No sugar.

[Arcvasti]

Granted, you get bitter coffee. You react badly. Now there's blood AND coffee on the floor.

I wish for grammar angels.

[Lyeos]

Granted, the grammar angels get mistaken for enemy spy-planes and get shot down.

I wish I wasn't such a terrible person... Ya gotta check the previous page too, or at least the post two or three above the one that you can get to by clicking the quote that I made that he quoted...

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The Grammar Nazis, blessed by the Grammar Angels, finally have enough power to take over the world and terminate all those who would dare use incorrect grammar.
Granted. Instead, I am a terrible person in your place. Y U FORCE THIS UPON ME!? Y!?

Me wsh 4 incrct grammer.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get a four in your usage of proper grammar. Out of 3,598,427.

I wish for flamethrowers.

[blazing glory]

Granted,said flamethrower isn't build for containing heat and it melts when used.

I wish to be able to urge Kevak to update his RtD while not sounding whiny in the process.

[Arcvasti]

Granted.

KEVAK, UPDATE YOUR RTD

That doesn't go over well.

I wish for a pinini.

[~Neri]

((I already said I would when I finish helping Prophet.))

[blazing glory]

((I already said I would when I finish helping Prophet.))

((Can you tell me what exactly your working on and the details?))

[Lyeos]

Granted, a pinini isn't a real thing.

I wish everyone would calm down. Everyone.

((Here, check the first page, that's only two systems. He said the rest of the essentials should be done in a few days.))

[hops]

Granted. I AM ALREADY CALM WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT!?!? YOU WANNA GO?!

I wish for ramen.

[~Neri]

((If you are wondering why it is taking so long, I have to make it so other can understand it. If you took a look in my notebook that I do all this in, there isn't even a tiny bit of free space on used pages, the writing is tiny, and it's all abbreviations and math and quickly scrawled sentences that make no sense without context stored in my head and paragraphs unrelated to other paragraphs sitting in the middle of paragraphs and the writing is upside down or going along the side, or diagonally through other sentences, and it's very confusing if you don't have all the context I keep mentally in my head.

I might scan the pages at some point to give an example if I ever find a scanner that works.))

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Atari (the video game company) wishes that sold Atari 2600's and what ever video games they has during the video game crash of 1983-1985 and electricity generators (that uses all types of stone to generate electricity and Generated more than enough to power an TV(1982 model)) and TVs (again 1982 model)  to the dwarfs in dwarf fortress (That actually worked properly all the time and No dwarf fortress in 1984 CRAP). (From Atari in 1984)