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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16710 on: May 23, 2014, 01:43:28 pm »

Granted. Too many fox wishes. Wait, you're not Kevak? Oh, sorry, I don't know you. Mwahahaha.

I wish everyone laughed using the noise associated with mwahahaha
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« Reply #16711 on: May 23, 2014, 01:44:58 pm »

Granted. As this is pretty fun, nobody cares. This is my corruption of your wish.

I wish for Morgan Freeman to narrate my life.
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« Reply #16712 on: May 23, 2014, 01:46:22 pm »

Granted. The repeated use of 'Mwahahaha' has unexpected consequences. It results in everyone becoming an evil genius.

Granted. It gets annoying after the first five years.

I wish everyone was a superhero.
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« Reply #16713 on: May 23, 2014, 01:48:38 pm »

Granted. They trick you into giving up everything you own.

I wish I knew what all of you thought of me! Mwuahahahahaha! I have to make a list of people to ensla-er, I mean, talk to?
((I like you. Fun to be around and talk to.))

Granted. As this is pretty fun, nobody cares. This is my corruption of your wish.

I wish for Morgan Freeman to narrate my life.
Granted, every one of your neighbors can hear it, he is especially detailed when you shower or have "Fun."

Granted. The repeated use of 'Mwahahaha' has unexpected consequences. It results in everyone becoming an evil genius.

Granted. It gets annoying after the first five years.

I wish everyone was a superhero.
Granted! Your super power is having a perpetual runny nose.

I wish for foxes again!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16714 on: May 23, 2014, 01:51:05 pm »

Granted. I'm feeling merciful today, so you can have two normal foxes.

I wish I made a better wish.


((I like you. Fun to be around and talk to.))
((You, sir, make every day seem like a rainy one! This is basically my version of a sunny day, because I hate bright light because it's too cheery!))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16715 on: May 23, 2014, 01:52:45 pm »

Granted. I'm feeling merciful today, so you can have two normal foxes.

I wish I made a better wish.


((I like you. Fun to be around and talk to.))
((You, sir, make every day seem like a rainy one! This is basically my version of a sunny day, because I hate bright light because it's too cheery!))
((Yay!))

Granted, it would have been amazing.. But then you didn't actually make it.

I wish for a door to the plane of infinite foxes. (Keter class object anyone?)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16716 on: May 23, 2014, 01:55:20 pm »

Granted. The door sucks in your two foxes, never to be seen again, then closes forever. There is now a random door in your living room.

I wish Kevak was a fox.
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« Reply #16717 on: May 23, 2014, 01:56:58 pm »

Granted. He's a giant, flesh-eating fox that eats your entire family.

I wish for school to be over, since it's the last day and we're not doing anything right now!
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« Reply #16718 on: May 23, 2014, 01:58:44 pm »

Granted. He's a giant, flesh-eating fox that eats your entire family.

I wish for school to be over, since it's the last day and we're not doing anything right now!

Granted! Now you're bored.

I wish for the door to the plane of infinite foxes to always be jammed open.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16719 on: May 23, 2014, 02:00:10 pm »

Granted. The foxes are Kevak-Fox sized man eating ones, and devour Kevak, Lyeos and both of your families before taking over the world.

I wish we had fox overlords.
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« Reply #16720 on: May 23, 2014, 02:01:43 pm »

Granted. They enter war with the aliens, and we humans are used as meatshields.

I wish I wasn't a meatshield.
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« Reply #16721 on: May 23, 2014, 02:02:57 pm »

Granted. You're a meatbat! The giant fox overlords play baseball with your body!

I wish everyone would take this time to relax and think about all the positive things about them!
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« Reply #16722 on: May 23, 2014, 02:05:25 pm »

Granted. They are wizards and turn everyone into foxes.

Granted. They think about how evil they are, and anarchy breaks loose.

I wish for non-fox-themed nonsense in this thread.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16723 on: May 23, 2014, 02:06:55 pm »

Granted, the topic is Vulpine.

I wish for some Vulpines.
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« Reply #16724 on: May 23, 2014, 02:09:25 pm »

Granted. You get everyone fired due to their apparent laziness.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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