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[~Neri]

Granted. It can now accurately get information on anyone, just by searching their Bay12 username.

I wish Kevak was my friend and didn't make me dress like a girl.

Granted, that doesn't stop me from making you wear a fursuit.

Granted. He makes you dress like an animal. And what clothes do animals wear? Why, none of course.

I wish music would be everywhere, but it would turn off for individual people once they got annoyed by it.

Granted, sadly all the music is earworm grade music..

Granted. Everyone in the world is now annoyed by music.

I wish Kevak would have to eat foxes for the rest of his life.

Granted, They regenerate and don't feel pain.

I wish that the foxes weren't hungry.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They are no longer hungry after eating you and your family.

I wish turtles.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They starve to death.

Granted. Now you have to listen to Exdeath yelling "Turtle!" for the rest of your life.

I wish for a nice, normal, nonlethal, glass of Pepsi that can in no way harm me or those that I care about.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Then it tells a person to tell a person to press the red button. The button destroys the world, but you and those you care about are left floating in space.

I wish I was badass.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You're killed off to make a villain seem more powerful than he really is.

I wish I could control minds.

[~Neri]

Granted, sadly you can't control your own mind though. A lil baby fox controls it now.

I wish for foxes!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You get half a foxes for dinner.

I wish I had tons of money that I got from legal means.

[Lyeos]

You're crushed by it.

I wish someone would say something that would cut me to my warm, human, still-beating heart.

[Tawa]

Granted. You bleed out.

I wish for a snake that is not innuendo.

[Noel.se]

Granted. It is a snake that kills you.

I wish for a rain of lawyers.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They are actually demons pretending to be lawyers.

I wish people stopped corrupting my wishes.

[Tawa]

Not granted.

I wish that was an actual corruption.

[~Neri]

Granted, it now has tentacles and a few too many eyes and teeth.

I wish the fox overlords were even more awesome.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They are so awesome, they explode.

I wish I had enough free time to run forum games.

[Tawa]

Granted. You lose everything to do so.

I wish I had enough willpower to try to not make a fox-related wish.