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[Gentlefish]

You now have vast colonies of giant spiders working together to catch gnus in africa. The also eat people.

I wish that my pencils didn't always get lost.

[Aseaheru]

Granted.
YOU HAVE PENCILS EMBEDDED IN YOUR HANDS.

I wish that the "c" key works every time i press it. (it seems not to like light presses.)

[Remuthra]

Granted. A light breeze now triggers the c4 key.

I wish Cthulu.

[RAM]

Cthulhu notices all forms of communication other than leet-speak, utterly negating their existence, then falls asleep.

I wish for ice-cream!

[Zephyr]

granted. you're buried alive in it. at least you'll die tasty!

I wish for L337 SP3@K

[RAM]

Granted, you are now playing Halo, there are three people rapidly squatting over your corpse, speech macros fly past more swiftly than you can comprehend...

I wish to be taking part in a forum game.

[mistertimn]

Granted. You become involved in so many forum games that your brain explodes from pure awesomeness.

I wish for some JELL-O.

[pisskop]

Granted.  ITS ALIVE!

I wish Spring Break was cancelled this year.

[Aseaheru]

Granted. It is now Pisskop day and everybody attempts to kill you.
I wish for " "

[lemon10]

Granted. A mad scientist breaks into your house and removes your nose, putting a empty space where it once was. He tells you that if you get it fixed he will kill you, and you walk around looking terribly ugly for the rest of your life, too scared to fix it.

I wish that wishing for wishes was more fun then granting them.

[mistertimn]

Granted. It's so fun that no ones grants wishes anymore because it's less fun than wishing for them.

I wish for a baked potato, with all the toppings.

[timferius]

Granted. It's so fun that no ones grants wishes anymore because it's less fun than wishing for them.

I wish for a baked potato, with all the toppings.

Granted, the potato proceeds to eat it's own toppings, lounge on your couch, and stare at the wall. (get it?)

I wish for infanite wisdom, and peace of mind, without losing any of my knowledge.

[mistertimn]

Granted. Except Infanite isn't a word, so nothing happens.

I wish for some gummy fish.

[RAM]

Granted, you spend the rest of your life being gnawed on by invisible, toothless, floating fish...

I wish for a less mundane world, *any* less mundane world...

[intelligentmoron]

Granted, this new world is certainly not mundane, but so chaotic life cannot exist

i wish for a hat