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[rarborman]

granted it matterializes in your right lung.

I wish for more corruption.

[Azthor]

(I am an an "Candy" Wall Overdeity, crazy).

Granted, your Terraria house has been overran by the Corruption.

I wish to become an Adamantine Golem, detaching myself from the wall.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, however, your lightness is so that you are sent flying in the magma sea by the first hammerdwarf to see you.

I wish to be inferior.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Granted, you spend the rest of your days being screamed at by a Drill Sergeant

I wish for ElfCollaborator to be promoted.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. However, that Elf Collaborator is murdered in his sleep by dwarves.


I wish to be even more inferior.

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted but for being too nice you get promoted

I wish i could get a army of dwarves and kill all elves

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Grainted, unfortunately you find yourself needing cloth, but cannot manufacture any. Your Fortress has crumbled to its end.

I wish people would stop leapfrogging in this thread.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted.  They are now playing Twister.

I wish to be more inferior than everything.

[Loud Whispers]

Granted, but they start regressing into puns.

I wish I had a "release the velociraptorz button"

NINJA

Granted, you become a purring maggot, which later becomes the Princess of the Elves.

I wish I gained IMMORTALITY
(Caps locks for emphasis)

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted it was opposite day so your a mortal

I wish that i could go back in time

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted you are given
Intelligence
Minimizing
Mightily
Obliviously
Regressing
Time
And
Light
Ingenuity
Totalitarian
Yawns
Darn you ninja, and I put so much effort into that one.


Granted, you go back before the Earth formed and you suffocate.

I wish I had filet-o-fish right now.

[lopocozo]

Granted, but it was improperly prepared and you contract samonella.

I wish that directly after I post this, everyone that ever has and ever will create an account on this forum had thier account immediately deleted, and could therefore not post.
MUAHAHAHAHAAA!

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted but you are forced to delete your acount too MWHAHAAHAH

i wish that lizard men could be more nice looking

[lopocozo]

But PokemonRocks85, if it was granted then how did you post? [DERAIL]

[PokemonRocks85]

Toady let me be owner of bay12forums making me never able to delete my account