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[JackOSpades]

Granted, because of horrible acts your name, much like Mudd, becomes an insult, but, like Mudd, no-one remembers you yourself.

I wish that TPAM was a toad

granted TPAM is now Toady one!!! unfortunately due to there now being two toady ones each claiming to be the original, the resulting lawsuits prevent any future progress or updates to dwarf fortress.

I wish Phantom hadn't just killed DF 

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, I gain all of Toady's knowledge and become the new programmer for DF, however do to very different interests, the game deviates from the original so much that it is completely unrecognizable within two years.

I wish that I had some tea.
(I really need to come up with a new wish...)

[Skyrunner]

You get tea!

With salt in it!

Free of charge!




I wish for the GURPS game Winds of the Wartorn Void to start!

[Trapezohedron]

Granted, it starts, but [REDACTED] happens, and the game is put to an indefinite halt.

I-I wi sh my data b@nks wasn.t corru€Łed.

[Skyrunner]

[                             ]

(Not corrupted. Deleted. Which is a horrible fate.)

I wish I had a model sail ship that actually sails by wind.

[JackOSpades]

granted, however it runs into model pirates who raid and then scuttle it, sinking it to the bottom of the model briny deep.

I wish the big game developers worried about quality more than shiny graphics 

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Granted, we average one new title every ten years, and you have to play it through an arcane text parser.

I wish for some pie

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Someone strongly kicks you, giving you a nice serving of humble pie (that's what you get for asking from the genie. Know your place, mortal.).

I wish for a bar of Telekill alloy metal.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Granted, however I don't know what that is, so I can't give you it exactly, but I give you what I think it is, and ironically it doesn't kill you.


I wish New Guy had better foresight, seeing as he is no longer the new guy.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted, however I don't know what that is, so I can't give you it exactly, but I give you what I think it is, and ironically it doesn't kill you.


I wish New Guy had better foresight, seeing as he is no longer the new guy.

Your wish is granted. However, being a whimsical bloke, he chooses the same SN, causing the same string of misconceptions, and in your case, displeasure. Ultimately, the surface projection of reality is unchanged and you remain a very unhappy fellow.

Oh how I wish, for soothing rain..!

[Trapezohedron]

Yes, oh yes... It does rain, and it is soothing wait a moment it's F**KING RAINING FECES!

You start to smell odious... um... odors.

I wish for a name change.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Granted, you are accosted by acid rain, as while it's extremely painful, you are slowly soothed as you are embraced by deaths cold embrace.

I wish someone would give my new game a try.

Your new name is Prince of the Weasels, for you are my son.

I wish someone would give my new game a try.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted, you are accosted by acid rain, as while it's extremely painful, you are slowly soothed as you are embraced by deaths cold embrace.

D'awww, I liked this one.


I sign up for your new game, but then flake out before my first post. C'est la Bay 12.

I wish for the one who got away.

[Loud Whispers]

You get everyone who's run away.

I wish I had an unbreakable spine.

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted you still can get shot in the back

I wish i had a trampoline