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RenoFox

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9780 on: January 14, 2012, 03:12:57 pm »
Granted, you now have your own VGA image server farm. With 386 hardware and electrical bills running from the early 90s onward.

I wish that I could answer any question by thinking about it while stroking my chin.
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« Reply #9781 on: January 14, 2012, 03:14:47 pm »
Granted, someone encases you in bronze.



I wish I could whistle.
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« Reply #9782 on: January 14, 2012, 03:22:20 pm »
The first time you whistle happens to be the mating call of the common Moose.

I wish I had enough bread to make a house.
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« Reply #9783 on: January 14, 2012, 03:31:07 pm »
Granted but your bread house is condemed due to mold infestation.

I wish for silver.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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« Reply #9784 on: January 14, 2012, 04:06:21 pm »
Granted. A galleon full of silver coins falls from the sky and lands on you.





I wish I could phasewalk.
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« Reply #9785 on: January 14, 2012, 04:40:14 pm »
Granted, every time you try to walk you have to go through several phases, each of which takes an hour.

I wish that I didn't have to drink so much water.
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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« Reply #9786 on: January 14, 2012, 05:09:34 pm »
Granted, but now you get the [ALCOHOL_DEPENDANT] tag floating next to your head.

I wish the person who makes a wish after me gets the deadly bread mould house.
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« Reply #9787 on: January 14, 2012, 05:12:53 pm »
Granted but he sells it for 1 million dollars

I wish that i can be a charizard
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« Reply #9788 on: January 14, 2012, 06:11:16 pm »
Granted, but since these things don't exist in real life, you vanish into a game cartridge, never to be heard from again.

I wish that the next version came out tomorrow, I didnt have any modding tragedies with it, I didnt miss it, and nothing bad happens to me on that day.
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« Reply #9789 on: January 14, 2012, 06:15:07 pm »
Granted but the new version is super buggy and decide to quit dwarf fortress forever

I wish i was a wolf
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« Reply #9790 on: January 14, 2012, 06:20:51 pm »
granted a pack of wolves eats you and you become wolf    food.

I wish for sponges.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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« Reply #9791 on: January 14, 2012, 06:22:42 pm »
granted but it is spongebob and his laugh annoys you

I wish i could make my own game
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« Reply #9792 on: January 14, 2012, 06:23:29 pm »
Granted...but it is a copy of DF. People start accusing you of stuff and it gets ugly.

I wish for nothingness to envelop the world.
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« Reply #9793 on: January 14, 2012, 06:24:58 pm »
Nothing envelops the world.

I wish I had a large envelope.
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« Reply #9794 on: January 14, 2012, 06:30:27 pm »
Granted but as you open the large envelope there is a small envelope which is suppose to be yours and a mailman takes his large envelope back

I wish i could eat some chinease food and pizza
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