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[Rockeater]

Granted, You get the same keyboard just in a new package.

I wish we stoppedkilling humanity with our wishes

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you become a hivemind of two, making you 'we', making it so you can't kill humanity anymore in your wishes.

I wish for another keyboard exactly like mine.

[TamerVirus]

Granted: It appears in your rib-cage

I wish to become a world famous musician

[pikachu17]

Wish granted. A crazed fan kidnaps you to a secluded cabin. Welcome to a Stephen King novel.

I wish all my enemies had leprosy, but I didn't.

[Rockeater]

Granted, now after a fight with your partner they also have lepercy.

I wish pikachu17 will exept my extrmly broad defenision of an enemy

[Puppyguard]

Granted, by smashing a rock into his skull a couple times, you think he accepted your extremely broad definition of enemy.

I wish for pikachu17 to swap bodies with Rockeater.

[Dunamisdeos]

((I was too sleepy to get it, and it was time for me to do wishes, so you got comprehension-impaired Genie. I am sorry))

Granted. Both of you are in the same place, but now are in each other's body.

I wish Teamfourstar would make more DBZ things.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they make more but they're all awful.

I wish there was chocolate rain.

[Mathel]

Granted. It rains 50°C molten chocolate in your region. This chocolate then solidifies (at least somewhat), so everything there is coated with a layer of chocolate. If it is hot, it acts like mud. All cats and dogs outside die from poisoning. This layer of chocolate is very annoying and has to be cleaned of.

I wish there to be a H₂O rain in my area.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, massive plastic letters of Hs, 2s and Os merged together rain down at speeds of 200mph. Your house and the surrounding area are completely destroyed.

I wish I wouldn't forget to make a wish.

[Rockeater]

Granted, But you forget what you want to wish for so you wish for stuipd thind that ends in your death.

I wish I knew what Puppyguard wished for.

[Mathel]

Granted

I wish I could move Blackholes this will end well.

I wish for rocks to be edible.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, and humans are now capable of biting through rocks. Our cities are now more like Ant Hills since we can now tunnel through solid rock.

[bloop_bleep]

Wish Genie is becoming increasingly annoyed at people forgetting to say their wish and destroys the majority of NYC with a meteor strike to vent his rage.

I wish Wish Genie wasn't such an asshole anymore.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. He ceases to exist.

I wish for the wish genie to no longer do anything besides granting wishes.