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[Rockeater]

There is no longer a genie so it technically granted

I wish for a new wish genie.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but he's the old genie wearing a fake mustache.

I wish for a empty cardboard box.

[Mathel]

Granted. It implodes the moment it appears within atmosphere in front of you. The shock wave permanently deafens you.

I wish for the ability to create a temporary wormhole between any 2 areas of my choosing that I have been to, through which I can walk and which does not destroy anything. This ability is usable 2 per day.

[Rockeater]

Granted,it will take our sun billons of years to go around the milky way, your power will mostly bring you to an empty space.

I wish I could create a teleport between to point I have been to relative to the earth in my will which I could walk trough whiteout damage to me or anywhere else.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted,  you get damaged by Whiteout. Should've checked your spelling.  :p

I wished to create the best candy in the world.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but before you can patent it Rockeater creates a massive company and patents it himself.

I wish for Sir Elventide to get an army and fight against the vile Rockeater Candy Co.

[Mathel]

Granted. In the war that follows all puppies are killed.

I wish for it to be soon found out, that the Rockeater Candy Co. is adding rocks to the cookies.

[bloop_bleep]

Granted, but at the same time another mass shooting happens so everyone's too distracted to care.

I wish an army of bronze colossi destroys the Rockeater Candy Co. factory, and do NOT turn against their masters.

[Rockeater]

Granted,they they destory my company and the rest of earth, but they didn't destroyed their master specifically,The survivors move to the moon.

I wish the now rebranded MoonRockeater Candy Co. will be the most powerful company of humanity while I lead it.

[wierd]

Granted.  Due to the space and resource restrictions in effect from being forced to live on the moon, most humans begrudgingly elect to become transhumans. The few that remain are less than 1% of the population, and basically maintain server equipment for the rest of civilization which enjoys a "matrix-like" virtual existence.

Your candy is very popular with this 1% population demographic. It is important to note that while they have physical access to the systems that maintain countless billions of virtual minds, they themselves hold very little political power. They represent the BOTTOM 1% of the socioeconomic scale.


I wish universal basic income became a real thing in my country.

[pikachu17]

Granted, but the people who made the policy didn't fully understand the idea, and so now everyone in your country has a basic universal income of -3000 dollars-equivalent.

I wish I had an Iron Man suit.

[Rockeater]

Granted, But you don't know how to use it so you crash to a wall.

I wish I had a new PC.

[pikachu17]

You are now Politically Correct.

I wish I knew how to operate my Iron Man suit.

[Rockeater]

Granted, You are arrested for flying a machine whitout licenses.

I wish I had a new personal computer.

[Dunamisdeos]

~
per·son·al com·pu·ter --- pərs(ə)n(ə)l kəmˈpyo͞odər ---noun
"a computer designed for use by one person at a time."
~

You are given a dollar-store calculator.

I wish for a Playstation 4.