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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18945 on: June 22, 2014, 06:27:54 pm »
Granted, since it's all for you, you can never buy anything with it.

I wish for the US's national debt to be what they owe me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18946 on: June 22, 2014, 06:30:10 pm »
Granted. The president decides to kill you (and everyone who would inherit the debt to clear the massive debt. He gets in a bit of trouble for it, but is easily re-elected after single handedly getting rid of the US debt.

I wish for a giant cactus.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18947 on: June 22, 2014, 07:03:50 pm »
Granted, you are tied to it when it is small and it grows into your back

I wish I was Obadiah Hakeswill
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18948 on: June 22, 2014, 09:33:00 pm »
Granted, no clue who that is, so you're a random guy on the street named Obadiah Hakeswill.

I wish I knew what more of these references were.
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Quote from: Beirus on May 01, 2014, 11:55:35 am
As he waits to be unrestrained and taken backstage, he can't help but think I miss my fun bits.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18949 on: June 22, 2014, 09:36:17 pm »
Granted. You know all references to everything and are kidnapped by the Kingdom of Loathing staff to provide jokes for the game for eternity.

I wish that my corruptions were less morbid.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18950 on: June 22, 2014, 09:40:15 pm »
Granted, you are now a very boring person.

I wish for boredness.
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Quote from: Beirus on May 01, 2014, 11:55:35 am
As he waits to be unrestrained and taken backstage, he can't help but think I miss my fun bits.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18951 on: June 22, 2014, 09:42:09 pm »
Granted. You are so boring that you bore yourself to death. The end.

I wish that I was less boring.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18952 on: June 22, 2014, 09:53:12 pm »
Granted. Everyone is now terrified of your extreme un-boringness, and you have no friends.

I wish for more friends.
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Quote from: Beirus on May 01, 2014, 11:55:35 am
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18953 on: June 22, 2014, 10:54:20 pm »
Granted. My friends are now your friends. Say hello to Cthulu, and... well, I guess Cthulu scared off the rest, but they're around here somewhere.
@Kevak Below Me: Yeah, I know. Why do you think I'm friends with mostly insane people?

I wish for more sane and ordinary friends.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18954 on: June 22, 2014, 11:04:47 pm »
* Kevak whispers to flabort.
((Psst~ It's Cthulhu. Don't upset the Great Old One. I can't vouch for your sanity if you do.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18955 on: June 22, 2014, 11:14:22 pm »
Granted. All your friends are GreatWyrmGold.

I wish I ceased to exist.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18956 on: June 22, 2014, 11:39:34 pm »
Granted, you did, but we all pooled our funds together to bring you back because we want you here. Darn.

I wish for krazy string.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18957 on: June 22, 2014, 11:59:41 pm »
Granted. It is far too crazy for mere mortals and the foundation confiscates it from you.

I wish for animal-men to turn into vampires.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18958 on: June 23, 2014, 12:02:42 am »
Granted, mosquito-men redundantly turn into vampires.

I wish for our chickens to survive.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18959 on: June 23, 2014, 12:28:10 am »
Granted,they then proceed to eat humanity.

I wish for one RtD out of all the ones I am playing to update right now.
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